Comments on: Tom Cruise’s $10 Million Armageddon Bunker http://www.staralicious.com/tom-cruises-10-million-armageddon-bunker/ An Aussie Take On Celebrity News and Gossip Tue, 10 Nov 2009 04:33:36 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8 hourly 1 By: Quote of the Day: Maniac Cruise http://www.staralicious.com/tom-cruises-10-million-armageddon-bunker/comment-page-1/#comment-89817 Quote of the Day: Maniac Cruise Thu, 09 Oct 2008 08:09:05 +0000 http://www.staralicious.com/tom-cruises-10-million-armageddon-bunker/#comment-89817 [...] – Screen icon Lauren Bacall isn’t shy about admitting how she really feels about Tom Cruise. And neither are we. [...] [...] – Screen icon Lauren Bacall isn’t shy about admitting how she really feels about Tom Cruise. And neither are we. [...]

]]> By: Tom Cruise Joins ‘Star Trek’ Cast? http://www.staralicious.com/tom-cruises-10-million-armageddon-bunker/comment-page-1/#comment-71697 Tom Cruise Joins ‘Star Trek’ Cast? Sat, 29 Mar 2008 01:16:19 +0000 http://www.staralicious.com/tom-cruises-10-million-armageddon-bunker/#comment-71697 [...] that the 45-year-old has done the impossible and signed on as a cast member for the sci-fi classic. Crazier things have happened in the world of Tom Cruise, right? He did marry that bint Katie Holmes, after [...] [...] that the 45-year-old has done the impossible and signed on as a cast member for the sci-fi classic. Crazier things have happened in the world of Tom Cruise, right? He did marry that bint Katie Holmes, after [...]

]]> By: margaretta http://www.staralicious.com/tom-cruises-10-million-armageddon-bunker/comment-page-1/#comment-48517 margaretta Wed, 26 Sep 2007 13:40:00 +0000 http://www.staralicious.com/tom-cruises-10-million-armageddon-bunker/#comment-48517 I, for one am more than pleased to hear that when we are all dead, destroyed and decayed that Tom Cruise and his weirdette family will reign supreme over the devastation that will ravage us all! Holy Looneybirds! I, for one am more than pleased to hear that when we are all dead, destroyed and decayed that Tom Cruise and his weirdette family will reign supreme over the devastation that will ravage us all! Holy Looneybirds!

]]> By: brentus http://www.staralicious.com/tom-cruises-10-million-armageddon-bunker/comment-page-1/#comment-48464 brentus Wed, 26 Sep 2007 04:15:58 +0000 http://www.staralicious.com/tom-cruises-10-million-armageddon-bunker/#comment-48464 If this "evil deposed" Xenu guy is so powerful that he ruled the freakin GALAXY, then I seriously doubt any cardboard, box Tom Cruise can put in his backyard like a kid with a new toy is going to stop this dude from blasting the whole planet. Of course, then again, once Tom puts on his tin foil hat and makes signals with his flashlight to the UFOs from the center of the earth, then they should come and drive Xenu away and save the world! Hooray! Unless... Hitler escaped the earth and is using his undead Aryan Army to support Xenu. Uh-oh, then there might be trouble, that's right, trouble, right here in River City, with a capital 'T' and rhymes with 'X' and that stands for Xenu! Or Stalin could have escaped earth and millions of commies will pop up on YOUR very doorstep and turn you into a popsicle! OMG! Then it's time to unfreeze Austin Powers to save the day! Hooray! Yes, I think Tom is a bit cracked - just a bit. If this “evil deposed” Xenu guy is so powerful that he ruled the freakin GALAXY, then I seriously doubt any cardboard, box Tom Cruise can put in his backyard like a kid with a new toy is going to stop this dude from blasting the whole planet.

Of course, then again, once Tom puts on his tin foil hat and makes signals with his flashlight to the UFOs from the center of the earth, then they should come and drive Xenu away and save the world! Hooray!

Unless… Hitler escaped the earth and is using his undead Aryan Army to support Xenu. Uh-oh, then there might be trouble, that’s right, trouble, right here in River City, with a capital ‘T’ and rhymes with ‘X’ and that stands for Xenu!

Or Stalin could have escaped earth and millions of commies will pop up on YOUR very doorstep and turn you into a popsicle! OMG! Then it’s time to unfreeze Austin Powers to save the day! Hooray!

Yes, I think Tom is a bit cracked – just a bit.

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