It looks like Lindsay Lohan’s bed-hopping days are over!

The 22-year-old actress revealed during yesterday morning’s interview with Ryan Seacrest that she has only one wish for her birthday: to live happily ever after with the person she cares about (and we all know she means her girlfriend, Samantha Ronson).

Lohan said on the KIIS-FM show: “I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I’ve been on and be with the person I care about and my family.”

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Add another one to the list of celebrities who want Perez HIlton dead.

Sure, you won’t hear many of them actually say it in public, that is way too dangerous. Some of the dangers include:

• If you say it enough, some crazed fan may make your wish come true
• The police seem to take a dim view if you continually wish someone dead
• Perez may write nasty things about you

Seems Jesse Metcalfe is pissed with Perez always joking about him being a gay ass fudgeriga.

PR inside reports that Hilton was unnerved that Metcalfe became upset about him joking about his sexual preference and wishing him dead.

“That was quite negative energy,” the article quotes Hilton as stating. “He was drunk and said he wanted me dead. I was quite shocked. I’d only joked that he might be gay, what’s the big deal?”

Uhm, I’d say that if Perez looked out his gay ass window he may realise that not everyone on the planet is trying to roger someone of the same gender. The mud may stick, which kind of ruins your chances with the opposite sex.

And Perez doesn’t think the stuff he writes is negative energy; I read his sister writes most of it now anyway.

So let’s have a vote here, do you think Jesse Metcalfe was harsh in wishing Perez dead?

Do you think wishing something like a really bad case of herpes would have been nicer?

Or do you have some other suggestions of your own to add?

Alternatively, you may think that Jesse Metcalfe really is a gay ass mofo who needs to get a life.

Leave your comments and suggestions.