Lily Allen Googles Herself 10 Times Each Day

Lily Allen is a bit of an irrelevance to me, which she should enjoy reading, on one of her forays in the Googling herself 10 times each day.

The latest inane statement to come out of her mouth is her desire to shed her clothes in front of the cameras.

Hasn’t she already flashed enough flesh that no one wanted to see?

“I’m just very comfortable in my body,” she admits to Extra in an interview. “I wouldn’t do it in a ‘Hey-Look-At-My-Boobs kind of way. ‘ ”

On her gogling activities, she had this to say:

“I Google myself about ten times a day and that’s the truth,” she says of keeping up with the latest gossip. “They bother me if they’re inaccurate in which case I sue… In which case it doesn’t bother me because I make money out of it!”

Kind of a contradiction whouldn’t you say? They bother her if they’re inaccurate in which case she sues… In which case it doesn’t bother her.More like she gets her revenge.

A word of advice, keep your clothes on, as very few people really want to see you naked. Now, if you were Katy Perry, that would be a different thing.

Girl Auctions Virginity Online

Bids for taking the virginity from 22 year old Natalie Dylan have now reached $5.6 million, with a 39 year old unmarried Australian businessman currently leading the bidding.

He is one of over 10,000 eager males to bid for the right to pop her cherry.

Miss Dylan’s price has come a long way from the $350,000 bid in September.

Natalie’s MySpace page has become very popular since featuring on Howard Stern’s show in September.

Speaking with the UK’s Daily Mail, she says:

”I am shocked by how far this has gone,” the 22-year-old told The Daily Mail.

”It’s shocking that men will pay so much for someone’s virginity, which isn’t even prized so highly anymore.”

“People might think it’s strange for a 22-year-old to be a virgin, but I’ve always been careful about what I do.”

“I’ve had two serious boyfriends, and of course we were intimate in some ways, but they were nice guys and were patient with me.”

“Back then I just wanted to wait until I was sure about someone before going all the way with them.”

“Things didn’t work out with either of my boyfriends and so the losing my virginity just never happened.”

Sleeping with strange men for money is nothing new for the family though, as Natalie’s sister, Avia, 23, plied her trade as a prostitute while studying at University.

Lindsay Lohan Talks About Split Rumors

Despite dancing around the issue of her relationship with Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan has taken offense at rumors of a breakup.

The rumors surfaced after reports of the happy couple’s fist fights came to light. Since then, the pair haven’t been seen together as often, hence the split rumors.

Lindsay has decided to respond to the rumors by saying that they never broke up, claiming people don’t have to be together every second and that it is healthy to miss someone if you are in it for the long run.

A source says the pair needed to calm things down between them in order to save their relationship, with Lindsay moving into a house around the corner from Ronson.

The relationship has not gone completely cold though, with the couple going out to dinner together on January 12.

Despite some strange messages on Lindsay’s Facebook page, she is still listed as being in a relationship.

All part of the ongoing drama that is LeLohan.

Pregnant ‘Man’ Gives Birth

The birth everyone was waiting for has happened.

No, not the Brangelina birth, the one of the pregnant ‘man’.

Thomas Beatie, 34, was born a chick, but had her breasts surgically removed and took hormones to live as a man. Thomas left all the other female bits are in place, so that ‘he’ could fall pregnant

Beatie said that being pregnant did not make ‘him’ feel feminine.

“It doesn’t make me want to go and shave my legs or something,” he told Winfrey. “I’m a man, I just happen to be a pregnant man.”

Riiighttt!!!!

Personally, I think this was a far more interesting story.

P Diddy Weasel Changes Name Again

Sean P Diddy Weasel Combs has done it again and changed his name, this time back to Puff Daddy.

You have probably noticed how I always pay out on his constant name changes, and there is a reason for that; it’s just bloody stupid.

He has started using Puff Daddy again, rapping:

“They call me Puff Daddy… he’s back,” the mogul raps on the remix of O’Neal McKnight’s single “Check Your Coat.” (McKnight is Combs’ former stylist.)

“Yeah you heard me right – I said Puff Daddy,” he continues. “I’m about to back on that Puff Daddy sh*t.”

His MySpace page also has:

“This is your boy Puff Daddy!!! Yes Puff Daddy.”

His reps deny that he has resorted to his old moniker. Personally, I think that anything starting with a W and ending in ker will be fine.

Pringles Can Designer Buried In His Invention

This is pretty weird.

You know you are taking your work way to seriously, when you get entombed in it.

The man who designed the Pringles potato chip packaging system was so proud of his accomplishment that a portion of his ashes has been buried in one of the cans.

Fredric J. Baur, of Cincinnati, died on May 4 at 89 years of age and his family followed through with his last request to be buried in one of his cans.

Baur requested the burial arrangement because he was proud of his design of the Pringles container, a son, Lawrence Baur of Stevensville, Michigan, said Monday.

I bet he wouldn’t be so proud if he knew what was happening to all the cats. Then again, maybe he wasn’t a cat lover. [Source]

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Aussie Gangland Killer Popular On Facebook

For those that don’t know, Carl Williams is a notorious gangland killer, drug trafficker and drug manufacturer from Melbourne, Victoria.

Williams is serving a 35-year prison term for the murders of four Melbourne gangland identities and spends 23 hours a day alone in his cell.

But get this, the dude is popular n Facebook, with over 2,000 friends on his profile, despite the fact that he is not allowed to access the Internet and cannot communicate with any of them directly.

It has been widely reported that Williams’ former wife Roberta runs the site for him, something she vehemently denies.

“It’s nothing to do with me,” she said.

Referring to the reports of her involvement, she added: ”They’re just talking s***”, before hanging up.

You can no longer get to his profile in the image above. For some reason it seems to have been shut down…. You can however, view what appears to be his newly created profile here.

A Monkeys Uncle

You know how sometimes, you see something and think, “I’ve seen that before”, well I just had one of those moments.

I was reading a story about a monkey that thinks a teddy bear is its mother, and looking at the pictures I thought, yeah I have seen that face before.

I reckon that monkey shares an uncanny resemblance to Erik Per Sullivan of Malcolm in the Middle fame.

The way I figure it, there are a couple of possibilities here.

• They both share the same mother
• They both share the same father
• Erik is bloody ugly
• The monkey is very unlucky
• I have had way too many beers

Angelina Jolie Wanted To Work With The Dead

As if she wasn’t nutty enough when she had a vial of her husband’s blood hanging around her neck, Angelina Jolie has revealed that she dreamt of being a funeral director.

“When I was younger, I went to a funeral, and I didn’t think it was enough of a celebration of the life of the person. I thought I could do better. I wanted to study, so I got a home course when I was about 14. I did a mail-order degree.”

I wonder if they posted her bodies to work on, or if she had to get her own?