Kevin Federline is a Fatty

Kevin Federline, the onetime husband of pop star Britney Spears, has certainly packed on the pounds since their divorce, with the wannabe rapper nearly unrecognisable at a California sporting event on Monday.

Still with his trademark shaved head, a not-so-svelt Federline shocked onlookers at the Ryan Sheckler X Games Celebrity Classic, with one employee remarking, “Man, that’s a belly on him! That’s K-Fed?!?”

Federline, 31, was seen sipping on cocktails and smoking cigarettes with new partner, Victoria Prince, at the event on Monday; however, it wasn’t Prince who stuck up for her man, but Federline’s baby mama and ex, Shar Jackson.

“It’s daddy weight!” Jackson told Usmagazine.com. “When you are a full time parent, sometimes you can’t focus on you. If gaining a few pounds is your only problem, life’s not too bad!”

If that’s the case, then it looks like Federline needs to hang back on his caviar and champagne diet, because, like the good proverb says, less IS more. And for those of you who can’t quite remember (it’s not like Federline was an uber celebrity or anything, so you’d be forgiven if you didn’t), this is what K-Fed used to look like… back when he had plans for musical domination and all that.

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Kardashian Wants to Lose Some Junk in the Trunk

Kim Kardashian is desperate to lose some weight… from her infamously enormous butt!

The curvaceous reality star is so sick and tired of the paparazzi’s obsession with her larger-than-life rear end that she’s decided it’s time she went down a “cheek-size” or two.

“I love that I’m curvy, but I’m on this major kick to try and lose weight, especially in my butt,” Kardashian, 27, told Radar magazine. “I’m just so over it! When you’re posing on the red carpet and the paparazzi shout, ‘Turn around! Turn around!’ – it gets a little offensive.”

Something that was equally as offensive as the paparazzi was former BFF Paris Hilton’s remark from earlier in the year. The Parisite blasted Kardashian’s bootylicious behind, saying that it reminded her of “cottage cheese inside a big trash bad.”

“Wasn’t that nasty?” Kardashian asked of the comment. “She called and apologised, and I accepted her apology. She said she was joking. I kind of laugh it off, like, ‘You know, I’ve never denied having cellulite.’”

“Everyone’s entitled to their own opinion,” Kardashian added. “If [Paris] thinks my butt looks like that, I don’t really care. At least I have a butt.”

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Beyonce’s Not-So-Secret Pregnancy

While Beyonce Knowles still won’t confirm the existence of her April 4 wedding to rapper Jay-Z, a friend has come forward to the New York Post and said that, not only is the marriage real, but rumours of a shock pregnancy are true as well!

According to the pal, the former Destiny’s Child singer is pregnant with the couple’s first child, and that the surprise pregnancy was the reason behind the sudden nuptials.

“She has gained a lot of pregnancy weight,” the source revealed. “When she gains weight, she normally does the Def Jam detox, but not now.”

Knowles’ rep made light of the situation, turning the rumours that the singer is pregnant into a running joke.

“I don’t know if she’s pregnant,” the rep said. “Let me perform an ultrasound and get back to you.”

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