I love Twitter. It’s such an easy medium to converse with people across the globe – and, say, start a verbal war with someone, like Courtney Love has done, in her oh-so eloquent way.

The former rock chick, who is now more ’stick’ than ‘chick,’ lashed out at Jess Origliasso from Australian band The Veronicas and Gossip Girl-turned rocker Taylor Momsen, accusing the pair of being image thieves.

Here’s what Love had to say (please note that all typos are Love’s and hers alone… the girl can’t spell for shit!):

	Why does Taylor Whatsit deeply disturb me and why is the Blonde one from the verons or whatever they are clled wearing my actual clothes?
	i mean she is wearing MY clothes I bought and dyed and did shit to
	I will do MY job you kids runalong and find your own little jobs whne you can even THINK that you can play aROCK show for 3.5 hrs call me
	the chick from Goissip Girl and the verons girls arent actually playing ROCKMUSIC anyone takes seriousl.Itscrappy POP
	i mean call a Spade a Spade! i am Slow but @BrodyDalle is the only other female who plays guitar for shit.PAthetic.Learn yr Craft.Or Leave.

Apparently the Twitter war began after Courtney Love allegedly sent a message to Origliasso on the social networking site, asking her to give the former Hole star a call. When Jess still hadn’t called two days later, Love started on her Twitter tirade, attacking the singer and her actress look-a-like, Taylor Momsen.

Here’s what Origliasso had to say in response (again, all spelling errors are that of the celebrity and not mine):

C-love doesn’t like me today ..2 days ago she was Begging me to call her & hang out.. I guess she’s upset that Unlike her, Ive been too busy promoting a NEW record, & touring to bother. Sorry Courts!

	Oh and babe, Nancy Spungen had the bleach blonde far before you. Don’t give yourself THAT much credit.
	that being said.. I still think Hole were an amazing band <3
	I don’t hate @courtneylover79 .. Im a huge fan of her music! …. Its ok that she isn’t into POP music, or our band… But the stealing her clothes thing, and the hair? Give me a break

If you couldn’t make heads nor tails of Courtney’s Twitter speech, don’t worry, you’re not alone. Sometimes I don’t even know if Courtney knows what she’s talking about.

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The bitter war between Hulk Hogan and his wife of 23 years, Linda Hogan, has finally come to an end, with the pair announcing that they have reached a settlement in their mammoth divorce case.

Hogan and Linda announced their divorce agreement at a brief hearing in Clearwater, Fla., on Tuesday, nearly two years after Linda first filed for divorce.

“We’ve reached a marital settlement agreement,” Linda’s attorney, Ray Rafool, told the judge.

Hogan’s rep released a statement to the media on the case, and said: “Hulk is looking forward to moving on with his life and is very hopeful that he and Linda can maintain a friendship and work together as parents of their two children.”

Outside the courtroom, Linda told the waiting paparazzi, “The war is over.”

The couple, who married in 1983, have two children – Nick and Brooke – the latter of which took over her father’s reality television show, Hogan Knows Best, when her parents’ martial troubles came to light.

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Madonna is going to war with Guy Ritchie over their children.

She wants the kids to move to the US permanently with her while Guy wants them to remain in the UK.

That is not the only issue the pair are fighting over, with Guy, who is completely over Kabbalah, adamant that biological son Rocco be exposed to other religions, while Madonna insists he be schooled only in Kabbalah.

With neither side budging, it looks like the only solution will be through the courts.

To date, there have been more leaks from Madonna’s side in attempts to sully Guy’s reputation. This could turn quite nasty if she doesn’t get her way.

Lindsay Lohan and her father Michael are involved in a bitter war of words, after born-again Christian Michael slammed his daughter’s best friend (and alleged girlfriend) Samantha Ronson earlier in the week.

Michael called Ronson a “parasite,” and said that Lindsay needed to wise up and take notice of those that were just using her for her fame.

“He’s out of control!” Lindsay said yesterday, in response to her father’s taunts.

Today, Michael Lohan has again hit back at his daughter’s words, telling ABCNews.com:

“Who’s out of control? Whose life is out of control? Give me a break!

“Going from place to place, being dragged around by Samantha so she can make more money off of Lindsay being there when she spins… [Lindsay's] gone from making $7 million to less than a million a movie. Who’s out of control?”

Michael added: “I go to church. I go and help people in rehab. That’s control. How can she say I’m out of control?”

Lindsay and Samantha have already responded to Michael’s latest comments. To read what they had to say this time, click here.

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Jennie Garth has broken her silence on the supposed “pay fued” between herself and her former 90210 co-star Tori Spelling, telling EW.com that she wants Tori back on the show.

“[The press thinks] we’re at war over salary with Tori. I didn’t know I was at war with Tori,” Garth explained. “I’m really bummed because I love Tori, and I was psyched Tori was going to be on the show.

“I think she should definitely get paid as much as [Shannen and I are] getting paid,” she added. “Her father created the show. It just seems wrong if that’s the case. I don’t know what really happened because I haven’t talked to her. I would like to talk to her.”

Spelling’s rep confirmed her client was pulling out of the CW spinoff on Monday, after reports first surfaced that the actress was only getting “10,000-$20,000″ per episode, while her co-stars, Garth and Doherty, were getting between “$35,000-$50,000″ per show.

However, Doherty insists that those figures aren’t correct. “They didn’t even get the numbers right,” she said, “so I don’t know if [Spelling's decision] is about the money either.”

Whether it was money or something else that made Spelling drop out of the 90210 re-hash, Garth is adamant she’ll do whatever she can to get her former co-star back on board.

“I’ll try to butt my head in whenever I can and tell people what I think about it,” the actress said.

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Yes, you read right: pop superstar Justin Timberlake and Hollywood’s resident prankster, Ashton Kutcher, are at war… over trucker caps.

According to Timberlake, Kutcher has declared that he was responsible for the trucker cap craze that swept the globe in recent years, but the Sexy/Back singer insists that this isn’t true.

“It’s funny, I keep hearing Ashton Kutcher say how he was responsible for trucker caps,” Timberlake told supplement magazine Fashion Rocks. “[But my best friend Trace Ayala and I] were wearing them when we were seventeen.”

Yes… but was Timberlake as famous and as influential at seventeen as he is now? I think not.

Kutcher is yet to comment on Timberlake’s attempted stealing of his “trucker cap phenomenon” crown, though he’ll no doubt be a little miffed.

Here’s hoping for a violent, Punk’d-style retaliation.

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The bidding war between high profile gossip magazines for the exclusive “first” rights to publish baby pictures of Brangelina’s newborn twins has just reached epic new heights, with the current bid standing at $16 million!

And the price is still rising!!

Sixteen million kinda makes Levi McConaughey’s measley $3 million look like chicken feed…

Rupert’s, whose dad was a Major in the British army and who has relatives who earned the Victoria Cross, thinks modern soldiers are pathetic, claiming the whole point of being in the Army is wanting to get killed.

Not quite sure on who he mixes with, but at a wild guess, I would say there would be very few people, past or present who joined the Army hoping to get killed.

He claims that today’s soldiers are always whining about the dangers of being killed and says:

“Oh my God, they are such wimps now!”

“The whole point of being in the Army is wanting to get killed, wanting to test yourself to the limits. Now you have to fly 15,000ft above the war zone to avoid getting hit.”

“I don’t think there is any point in having wars if that’s how you’re going to behave. It’s pathetic. All this whining!”

“The whole point of being in the Army is going to war and getting yourself blown up.”

“That and pissing on prisoners. Yet we all get shocked by Abu Ghraib.”

“But that’s war. If you don’t like that side of it, don’t do it. Of course soldiers are going to piss on the first prisoners they take. It goes with the territory.”

It is worth nothing that the closest Everett has come to serving in any war is working as a rent boy after running away from boarding school at age 15.

This guy just seems very angry at the World, either that, or his career has faltered so far that he is using the age old technique of creating controversy simply to get attention. Maybe a bit of both. Go and suck another sav Rupert.

The gloves are off between Star Jones and Barbara Walters.

In her autobiography, Walters spilled the beans on Jones’ gastric bypass surgery and how everyone on the show had to go along with Jones’ lies that her weight loss was down to nothing more then diet and Pilates.

When confronted by Usmagazine, Jones had this to say:

“It is a sad day when an icon like Barbara Walters, in the sunset of her life, is reduced to publicly branding herself as an adulterer, humiliating an innocent family with accounts of her illicit affair and speaking negatively against me all for the sake of selling a book,” Jones told Us. “It speaks to her true character.”

Let the bitch fight begin.

One thing you can count on with Paris Hilton, if there is another female that takes even the slightest bit of attention away from her, she will go all out to destroy that person and so, get the focus back on her once again.

This time the target of Paris’ jealousy is Mischa Barton, who Paris feels is taking attention away from her in the UK. As reported here previously, Paris is blowing on tour with boyfriend Benji Madden from Good Charlotte. Mischa is also in the UK, with her boyfriend, guitarist Taylor Rocke who plays with LA band Rooney, the support act for Good Charlotte.

Mischa for her part, isn’t taking Paris laying down, which must come as a shock for Paris!

When asked about the feud at the BAFTA awards. Mischa said:

“Paris isn’t my rival.” “I met her one or two times and she’s making out there’s this big rivalry between us and there so isn’t.”

“[Hilton] seems to hate everyone around her age who is more successful. Silly [rhymes with “witch”]. . . . She does steal people’s boyfriends!”

Yep, you got that one right Mischa. So what will Paris do now, get ready for some dirty tactics.