P Diddy’s $4m Party

Sean P Diddy Weasel Combs is splashing out a lazy $4m on a party this Friday night to celebrate getting his name on the Hollywood Wank of Fame.

Weasel has 10 private jets on standby to fly in his pals to his $20 million mansion in Beverly Hills.

Guests will be treated to $400,000 worth of luxury French Ciroc vodka, champagne to be flown in from New York (why not France?) and 300 white lily arrangements. Guests also get to take home a $400 doggy bag, which includes Estee Lauder Unforgivable Black perfume.

Ever the poser, Weasel will change into five different outfits during the night, including a tux, a smoking jacket, a pimp suit, a top hat and tails and a pyjama combo. Gee, that just has to be the highlight of the evening…

Beckham has pre-recorded a message saying:

“Well done mate, you earned it – Enjoy!”

Please!

Other guests include Victoria Beckham, Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Pharrell Williams, Eva Longoria and Mel B and Jamie Foxx who will give a toast in Weasel’s honour.

Once Diddy has his Hollywood Walk of Fame Star, I want someone to send me a photo of them taking a dump on it and I’ll post it here.