This Is What Santa Puts In Sacks

There were lots of titles going through my head for this post, but I figure most of them were a little too much, so I settled for the one above.

Believe it or not, this is the ad British health are using this Christmas to inform women that they should take precautions to avoid unwanted pregnancies.

Clinics will be handing out free morning-after pills, for those too bloody stupid to think of the consequences of that one night stand.

Critics claim that the freebie kill pill will fuel promiscuity and spread STD’s. I think they are about 40 years too late for that.

I am pretty sure that any kids getting out of bed to inspect the tree will be mightily disturbed if they come across the site of Santa Claus rogering their mother as in the image above.

At least now we all know where the ‘ho, ho, ho comes from; oh and ladies, don’t forget to see what Santa has left in your sack.

Paris Is Unwanted

As reported here last month, the Paris Hilton flame has started to lose its flicker and here is further proof.

Paris was at a birthday party for designer Christian Audigier’s daughter, Crystal, and was booked to introduce the Pussycat Dolls.

When Audigier took the stage and yelled to the crowd, “Do you want to see Paris Hilton?”, the entire room, which had just cheered when they thought Britney Spears was coming – booed loudly. Paris was practically in tears and left without taking the stage.” [Source]

She has pretty much neem a poison challice for the career of anyone who has come in contact with her, so it is hardly surprising to see her being part of yesterday’s crowd.

What’s next, being banned from entering clubs because she simply isn’t ‘IN’ anymore?