Sad Sack Sam Ronson

Is it a boy, is it a stick insect, no it is Sad Sack Sam Ronson cutting a forlorn figure without girlfriend Lindsay Lohan by her side as she waits alone for a flight at LA airport.

Aren’t you meant to look rosey when you are in love? More trouble in paradise perhaps?

Megan Fox Not Beautiful Or Sexy

Megan Fox says she is not beautiful or sexy, saying she looks more like US rock star Ted Nugent with a black wig.

Fox, who was voted the Sexiest Woman In The World by FHM this year, doesn’t rate herself in the looks department.

Mind you, I think she has low-grade skank down pat, maybe she is rehearsing that role for a part.

First Pics Of The Other Woman Behind Shania Twain and Mutt Lange Split

If you were listening to a couple of blokes discussing the other woman in a marriage breakup, you would hear things said such as:

“I wouldn’t crawl over her to get to you.”

or

“She can park her slippers under my bead.”

Roughly translated, this means, she is pretty hot and I can see why you shagged her.

None of this applies to this chick.

Fair dinkum, what the hell was Mutt Lange thinking?

Maybe because of his nick he just likes dogs!

He left Shania Twain for this chick?

She looks like she was beaten over the head with an ugly stick and even then the stick would have still looked a hell of a lot better.

I have always thought Shania was pretty hot, so she can park her slippers under my bed any time she wants. Actually, on second thoughts, better give me some warning so I can organise something with Barbie for the night.