Nobody Wants the Simpson Tot

It appears nobody cares about poor little Bronx Mowgli Simpson Wentz.

Rumour has it that the little tyke’s parents have been busy trying to drum up some cash in the last few weeks by selling Bronx’s first baby pictures — but no one wants to touch them!

“Pete and Ashlee have approached every single celebrity magazine with offers to sell their first photos, but nobody wants them,” a source has revealed.”Covers of them tend not to sell well.”

A rep for the couple has denied the report, but I’m not discounting its worth so quickly. After all, the hype for the Simpson sisters has died down a lot in the last year, and nobody was really that fazed when Bronx Mowgli was born – except those of us who criticised his ridiculous name.

Times are tough on the Simpson front, and if the girls keep using Papa Joe as their manager and God-like entity, things will only get worse.

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