Watch out, Australia! The Parisite and her tattooed lover, Benji Madden, are heading Down Under this New Year’s Eve!

The professional partier and her rocker beau will be hosting a New Year’s Eve party at a secret Sydney location, it has been confirmed.

“I can’t wait to be partying with the Aussie and Benji deejaying by my side,” the Hiltonite said from her Los Angeles base.

Australian entrepreneur William Scott – the man behind Facebook look-a-like The Bongo Virus – is behind Hilton’s trip to Oz. He will be streaming Hilton’s New Year’s appearance live on www.bongoparis.com, so anyone with a few dollars to spare will be able to watch the blonde bimbo in action on their mobiles and computers.

Paris said in a statement: “I love the idea… Sydney is going to go off this New Year’s Eve with The Bongo Virus.”

Mr Scott said he is expecting “millions of people” to tune in to Bongo to watch Hollywood’s biggest parasite in action this December.

Rihanna dashed off stage at her concert in Sydney last night, with video and rumors indicating that she collapsed and had to be attended by paramedics.

A spokesman claimed she didn’t collapse and had the following explanation:

“It was very hot at the venue, so after Rihanna’s set was over, she went off stage to sit down, catch her breath and have some water.”

Totally believable, as it can get pretty hot on stage down here.

Just a reminder to all those in Sydney that Chasing Bailey is performing tonight. at The Spectrum, Oxford st , Darlinghurst, with special guest Morgan Evans and the Revolvers as part of the World Youth Day celebrations.

Doors open at 8pm, so get in and support this great young Aussie band.

This is one for the ladies. I know many of you are Hugh fans, so you should get a kick out of this pic of Hugh and his ‘friend’ enjoying the surf at Sydney’s Bondi Beach.

Just because two blokes go for an early morning dip together doesn’t mean that they were sharing a John Travolta moment or anything like that….

Actually, the other guy in the photo is Hugh’s personal trainer.

Cate Blanchett might have shone at the Cannes premiere of her new movie Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (mouthful!), but her star wasn’t shining so bright in the fashion stakes at the films’ Aussie debut.

Blanchett, who’s just about my favourite actress on the scene, usually gets it so right whenever she steps out in front of the cameras; however, last night’s bronze puff-ball was a little lack-lustre for me.

While her hair and make-up looked divine (as always), I was a little disappointed to see her fabulous post-baby body hidden beneath an unflattering metallic shirt dress.

At least she turned up to the premiere back home, though!

More pics of Cate in Sydney after the jump.

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She is certainly a lot easier on the eyes, and since being in Australia, I think Kim Kardashian is getting pretty close to being bigger than Paris HIlton.

Let’s face it Paris had a pretty good run, but her time is over. Welcome Paris 2.0, in the form of Kim Kardashian. We can expect Kim to take things further than Paris ever did. Sure, she has done much the same as Paris (the obligatory sex tape for one), but some how, she manages to do it with a little more class.

So move over Paris and make room for Kim.

Here’s some images of Kim at the Launch of Jimmy Choo’s Boutique in Sydney.

I know I am normally pretty critical of Kim Kardashian, but Australia seems to have done wonders for her, she is looking the best I have seen.

More images of Kim frolicking for the cameras on Sydney’s Bondi Beach after the link.