“I did pose nude,” the 22-year-old reality television star told Us Weekly.

So why didn’t these so-called nude shots make it into the magazine? Evidently, because Montag wants to surgically fix a few more of what she classes as her “imperfections” before she lets the world see her as nature intended.

“The body is a beautiful creation,” Montag said. “If anything, the reason I didn’t show everything [only PG-13 shots of Montag made it into the mag] is because I plan to get a few more upgrades.”

“I’m definitely not done with my surgical quest,” she continued, adding that the first item on her list was to get “bigger” boobs for her husband.

The photoshoot wasn’t a total wash-out, though. Husband Spencer got to take the nude outtakes home, and hung the poster-sized photos of his naked wife on the bathroom wall.

“Now when I’m peeing, I get to see a 10-foot naked photo of my wife,” Pratt said.

Proof, once again, that they really are the world’s most sickening couple ever.

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Hollywood’s most prattiest couple, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag Pratt, have aired some rather controversial beliefs on live radio, the most bizaare including Pratt’s feeling that 9/11 was an “inside job” and Montag’s lament on the “end of humanity.”

The reality television stars vocalised their controversial beliefs on Alex Jones’ radion show, Infowars, on Monday. They told Jones, who is better known for conspiracy theories of his own and his film The Obama Deception, that it felt like they’d suddenly taken the “blue pill” from The Matrix movie.

“We’ve been nonstop researching the Internet… for information for at least a month all day every day,” Heidi told the host.

“I really do feel like we took the blue pill or whatever from The Matrix,” Spencer said of his reaction to watching Jones’ The Obama Deception.

Pratt then jumps straight into one of the biggest issues around at the present time – global warming.

“How are we so famous when… there’s been nothing about the biggest bill since the Patriot Act being passed, [the Cap-and-Trade bill, which regulates carbon output, among other environmental issues] and nobody reading it… It’s mind-boggling trying to say there’s global warming right now,” he said.

Then it was Heidi’s turn for a rant, with The Hills star tackling the controversial new plan to implant humans with an universal credit card and identification microchip and labeling its creation as the end of humanity.

“This is very serious,” Montag Pratt said. “It says in the Bible this is the mark of the beast, and that is a sign of worshipping the Devil. So over my dead body would I ever get a chip in my body.

“My body belongs to Jesus Christ. I am a disciple of Jesus, and I will speak out to Christians… this chip is the end of humanity.”

Heidi also had something to say on the topic of birth control, which she says has “morally corrupted society” and devalued women.

“I feel like God was telling me that [birth control] was something just created by the government that is really bad for my body, and I was just getting sick,” Montag explained. “I researched it, and one of the founding people who invented birth control said it was the worst thing they had ever done, they wished they’d never created it, how it morally corrupted society, it’s just sickening to him. How it devalues women, how it causes depression, how it can cause cancer, how it sterilizes your body, and what it does to your body, how most women are suicidal sometimes on it.”

Spencer admitted that he “backs up” host Jones’ belief that the September 11 terrorist attacks were an “inside job”.

“From your research, it 100 percent is,” Pratt said, and added: “I want to throw up.”

Pratt concluded the interview by admitting that he was “so changed” by Jones’ film and the information he’d found online that his “first rap album is going to be called Infowars.”

“My first single,” he added, “I’m pretty sure is going to be called ‘Patriot Act.”

As if Spencer making a rap album wasn’t controversial enough. I think I’m going to be sick.

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Tom Cruise has given marriage advice to Spencer Pratt, following his Mexican elopement last month.

Cruise told the Great Pratt that he’s made a “mistake” marrying beau Heidi Montag in an intimate, Mexican ceremony, because it wasn’t the huge wedding she’d always envisioned.

“If the girl wants the wedding, you gotta do the wedding,” Cruise said. “It’s a special occasion, and she’ll remember it forever. Spencer… dude… you’ll realise this later.”

The Pratt, however, doesn’t seem to think this will be an issue with his newly-wedded wife, and had a little message to send to Mr. Cruise: “You all know how I feel about big weddings, but if Tom Cruise says so, it must be true.”

“If Tom’s the best man, we’ll have a big wedding!” Spencer added.

Somehow I don’t think Cruise will rise to the bait, you Big Pratt!

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The Great Pratt himself, Spencer Pratt, has denied that he drugged his newly-wedded wife Heidi Montag and tricked her into marrying him, as Montag’s mother is claiming.

Yesterday, Darlene Egelhoff (Montag’s mother) told Us Weekly that she “wouldn’t be surprised” if the Great Pratt had been forced to resort to medication in a bid to get Heidi to agree to tie the knot with him.

Spencer, however, said that it’s simply not true, and laughed at its ridiculousness.

“I am sure [Darlene] is just hurt and reacting crazy because she wasn’t there,” Spencer said.

As well as accusing him of drugging her daughter, Darlene also condemned the marriage, claiming that it wouldn’t even pass the six-month mark.

Spencer had a response ready for this, too: “I can’t wait to prove her wrong and be married for the rest of our lives.”

In reality television world, I’m sure by “the rest of our lives” the Great Pratt really means “until our contract with MTV runs out”.

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Darlene Egelhoff, the mother of reality television star Heidi Montag, has broken her silence on her daughter’s surprise nuptials in Mexico last month, calling the marriage “doomed”.

Egelhoff told Us Weekly that she was “devastated” her daughter married that “manipulative” snake, Spencer Pratt. In fact, Egelhoff despises the Big Pratt so much that she even went so far as to accuse him of “drugging” Montag before their wedding.

“He’s manipulative and seems to have power over Heidi,” Egelhoff, 46, said. “I would like to see a blood test from Mexico. It wouldn’t surprise me if he had her drugged.”

As well as accusing him of drugging her daughter, Egelhoff also blames Pratt for “stealing away” Heidi, and believes that if the Big Pratt wasn’t in the picture, Heidi would have never abandoned her family the way she has.

“Spencer has tried to cut everyone out of her life,” Egelhoff continued. “I’ve been honest with Heidi, and it’s caused our relationship to decline. I’m more devastated about that than the marriage, because I’m confident the marriage won’t work out.”

And how long does she give their marriage?

“Six months,” she said.

“I think it’s the biggest mistake Heidi’s ever made,” Egelhoff added.

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Heidi Montag and her “Pratt” of a beau, Spencer, have eloped!

The star of MTV’s The Hills and her longtime partner were wed in a “secret” ceremony in Cabos San Lucas, Mexico, on Thursday (Nov. 20), with Montag breaking down in tears after the pair exchanged their vows.

“The minute we said our vows, I couldn’t stop crying,” Montag told Us Weekly, who of course got exclusive rights to publish the newlywed’s photographs in their latest edition.

But Heidi’s tears of joy were short-lived, as she recalls a phone conversation she had with her mother right before the ceremony.

“I called her right before the ceremony, sort of hinted that something had happened, but her reaction was to ask me if we were breaking up! I told her it might be something else, and she said, ‘Well, if you ever plan on getting married just know that your stepdad is really upset that you want your father to walk you down the aisle,’” Montag explained.

“She was starting so much drama, it kind of pushed me toward wanting to get married without that,” she added. “I don’t know when I’ll tell her.”

Well, I guess since she sold the rights to a magazine, the cat’s kinda out of the bag, so to speak. What a Pratt Heidi is (literally!)

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The Heidi Montag craziness continues!

Just when you thought it was safe to go out, Montag and her Prat of a boyfriend ambush a local grocery store and feel up melons whilst careening down the aisles in a shopping cart.

Of course, they had to get a few poses for the glossy mags while they were there. I swear, these two media wh*res love the limelight more than all the Hollywood divas put together – and that’s saying something!!

More of Montag and the big fat Pratt after the jump.

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As if the soldiers in Iraq are not having a hard enough time already, now they are going to have to put up with Heidi Montag and Spencer (The Complete) Pratt.

Montag’s late stepbrother, Eric O’Hara, who fought in both Iraq and Afghanistan, is said to be the inspiration for her decision to perform for the US troops.

Perform? What exactly does a Reality TV star do to perform? Right, she breathes, walks and talks, but what talent does she have besides that?

That’s right, she thinks she can sing!

Pratt, also says the couple has a new video game in the works.

“It’s top secret,” he says. “Get ready. All your wildest dreams are going to be in it.”

All your wildest dreams?

They mustn’t figure in the game at all then, because I am pretty sure that most people’s dreams would not involve this pair.

Heidi Montag and Spencer (The Complete) Pratt have managed to rake in $3 million in the last two years.

They have earned this from their wages by being on that wonderful TV show, appearances, and stunts like their recent visit to Disneyland.

“We are trying to entertain in every aspect of our lives,” says Heidi.

“I plan to win an Oscar,” she says. “I’m very ambitious.”

Trying to milk this by the usual route, Heidi has embarked on a career in music and acting, hence the reference to winning an Oscar.

Although the couple haven’t made any money off her singing yet, Spencer (The Complete) Pratt, 24, who smelling a good earner when he sees one, also acts as Heidi’s manager, is very optimistic about their financial future.

“My hustle is just too crazy,” he says. “I’m trying to take over the world!”

Wanker.

Ditch him Heidi while you can. You will go much further without him.

What is wrong with Radar, employing Spencer (The Complete) Pratt for an advice column.

The latest tasty bit of advice from Spencer (The Complete) Pratt concerns anal sex.

“YO SPENCER! How long do you have to date someone before it’s appropriate to bring up the possibility of anal sex?”

“If you’re dating a guy, right away. If you’re dating girl, I think you’ll know pretty quick if she’s into that. If they’re not bringing it up, it’s not something on their agenda. That’s just realistic. My boxing coach Dirty Phi says, “If you stick your pinkie in there, and then another finger, and then another, and she responds happily, then it’s cool.”

I think he has been spending way too much time hanging around toilet cubicles.

Please, someone ask him a question on macroeconomics…..