Courtney Love Diagnosed With Malnutrition

Courtney Love has been diagnosed with malnutrition and told to fatten up by her doctors.

The singer has admitted that she’s been warned by doctors that she is “seriously underweight,” and blames her drastic weight loss on the constant worry about the missing £200 million from her late husband Kurt Cobain’s estate.

Despite her monetary troubles, Love has vowed to pile the pounds back on.

“I know I’ve got too skinny,” she said. “I know I need to sort it out.

“I need to start working out again. It’s the stress – you have no idea what it has been like these last few months. I need to get to the bottom of this fraud, I need answers.”

The sometimes-singer has weighed in at a mere 8st 4lbs, which is seriously underweight for her 5ft 10in frame, and entering into very dangerous grounds.

“[The doctor] gave me a massive shot of vitamins and told me to start eating,” Love added.

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Skinny Lindsay Fading Away

Looking like she has just got off a horse after a marathon riding session, a decidedly skinny Lindsay Lohan, shocked shoppers in New York yesterday.

Lindsay, who had been looking good after her previous weight loss battles, has had a troubled start to the year with girlfriend, Sam Ronson, with her rapid weight loss further evidence of her personal problems.

Of nearly as much concern as the appearance of her frame, is the speed with which she has lost the weight, which is attributed to her use of VPX RedLine Fat Incinerator, a similar product to that used by Katie Holmes to drop her weight.

Either way, it looks gross.

And another thing, is it just me, or does she appear to be carrying a load in her pants?

Sad Sack Sam Ronson

Is it a boy, is it a stick insect, no it is Sad Sack Sam Ronson cutting a forlorn figure without girlfriend Lindsay Lohan by her side as she waits alone for a flight at LA airport.

Aren’t you meant to look rosey when you are in love? More trouble in paradise perhaps?

Charlize Theron – Unsexy When She Is Skinny

You can tell when someone is pimping a new movie, they come out with all kinds of statements not related in any way to the film, but with the purpose of gaining publicity all the same, this time it is Charlize Theron, who says she feels unsexy when she is too skinny.

Actually, I think she is unsexy most of the time, but that has more to do with her ice queen personality then her looks.

Theron had to lose a lot of weight for a movie role and felt uncomfortable as she prefers being curvier, which must be bloody difficult, as she has a very straight up and down, blocky torso…

She says:

“I played a woman with cancer in ‘Sweet November’. I went down to a size 6 and I felt completely uncomfortable. I remember being cold and wrapping my arms around my body and feeling ribs and bone. I felt totally unsexy.”

Theron also took a dig at other Hollywood celebrities, who party too much instead of concentrating on their careers, saying there’s a decorum that doesn’t exist in Hollywood any more.

Whatever….

Ghoulish Love

Is there a nice way to say YUCK?

Courtney Love brought her skeletal frame out in Malibu this week in a see-through lace dress.

I have never thought Courtney was hot, there is just something about that wasted druggo look that I don’t find appealing, but at lest she used to be able to fill out her outfits, when she wasn’t falling out of them.

Give the girl a Big Mac someone. [Source]