John Cleese Dumps Barbie

Just days after reporting about John Cleeses squeeze and how she lied about her age, come reports that he has given her the big elbow out of his life.

It seems John was not too happy about Barb giving out too much information about his package and calling him a fossil.

As soon as Cleese heard the interview, he called off their 3 month relationship.

Obviously cashing in on any publicity she can get, Orr reveals:

“John called me. He was absolutely furious and he just broke up with me. He doesn’t even want to talk about it.

“He said in 43 years of being famous no one had ever done anything like this to him.”

Barbie is also dismayed that he will no longer return her phonecalls and goes on to say:

“He’s upset, I’m upset. It’s awful.

I am a good, caring person, who does work for charity and looks after animals. I do not deserve this!”

Well that does it then, you must be an absolute saint. I mean, if you look after animals, well, what more if their to say about the quality of the person.

Paris Hilton Is A Racist WOFTAM

Six Degrees of Paris Hilton, a new book by Mark Ebner, that profiles celebrity hanger-on Darnell Riley and spills the beans on a lot of Paris Hilton’s activities and they are not very flattering to the airheadess.

Included in the book are details about Tara Reid, solo porn star and MTV VJ Simon Rex, Playboy Playmates, and Girls Gone Wild owner Joe Francis. the common thread pervading all of them though is their association with Hilton.

Riley, who is serving time for robbing, sexually assaulting, and blackmailing Joe Francis, says that Paris was fully involved in her infamous sex tape and that there are more tapes in existence, which he claims to have possession of.

One tape shows Paris involved in all manner of illicit activities, including drugs, racism and taxicab fingerbangs, which she filmed.

Other insights include that Paris is so enamored with herself that she even took a video camera and filmed herself at her grandmother’s funeral, while the eulogy is being read.

Walking away from two black guys who invited Paris and Brandon Davis to a party for Eve’s new clothing line, Paris is heard to say, ‘Stupid Niggers’.

Charming and to think that people still defend this WOFTAM. I bet she calls out her own name during orgasm.

Sounds like an interesting book.

John Cleese’s Squeeze Lies About Her Age

Following on for the delusional Heather Mills, comes the startling revelation that John Cleese’s new squeeze is not quite as young as she claims.

Barbie Orr claims to be 27, but as you can see from the image above, the last time she saw 27, was many, many years ago. She wouldn’t even pass for a very hammered 27 on a dark night, let alone in the light of day.

She has reportedly knocked an impressive 18 years off her age.

If you are going to lie about your age, you should at least give it some basis in possible reality, but in Orr’s case, I don’t think there is any chance of that.

Living up to her name, she claims her first sexual encounter with Cleese was brought about by a desire to trap grab him before he went away.

“He was going to New York the next day for two months and I thought if he has a piece of this it will seal the deal and I’m sorry, but it did.”

Gee, Cleese would have to be happy reading that.

Kendra Bonking Other Guys While With Hef

One of Hugh Hefner’s recent ex girlfriends, Kendra Wilkinson has spilled some of the behind the scene secrets of life as a chick pair to sleep with an 80 year old guy.

She says that Hefner wasn’t the only guy she slept with.

“I had to have sex every now and then, so I had to kind of sneak it,” the 23-year-old told Us Weekly. While she says “of course” she did the deed with 82-year-old Hef, she reckons she only saw him once a day in passing.”

“Besides the nights we went out, I only saw Hef, like, once a day walking through the halls to his office. There were never solo dates,” she said.

“The most we kind of say to each other is, ‘I love you,’ ‘Love you too,’ ‘I hope you have a good day,’ ‘Did you have a good day?’ “

“Bridget told me that she’s been faithful all these years, and I was like, ‘How the hell can you do that?’ I had to have [sex] so I could feel my age,like a healthy human being.”

She went on to say that life at the mansion was very strict, with staff keeping tabs on the girls, writing in a book when the girls left and returned to the mansion. Hefner would go through the book each morning and I presume, spank them if they were naughty.

Having to survive on just $1,000 per week, the girls weren’t even allowed to sleep with anyone else have a job to earn some extra cash.

While she was happy to sleep her way to fame with a decrepit old man, Kendra now says she is totally against his way of life and all the girlfriends.

Yeah right…..

Heather Mills Secretly Dating Millionaire

Heather Mills is burning through the cash she received from her huge divorce settlement faster than she can say ‘I drop my pants for money.’

This might explain why she is hooking up with millionaire theatre producer, Marc Sinden.

What is doesn’t explain though, is why in the hell he would want to come anywhere near her tainted chalice.

The pair have reportedly been secretly dating for a while, with Mills, keen to keep the lid on the relationship, probably so someone doesn’t tip him off.

Sinden’s wealth is estimated at a measly £1.8 million, which doesn’t seem like anywhere near enough for her tastes or extravagance.

I can’t see this lasting too long.

Skank, Thy Name is Paris

Since breaking up with Benji Madden, Paris Hilton’s been noticibly absent from the headlines.

So how does she get back in the spotlight? She exposes herself, of course!

Check out the shots after the jump to see the Parisite latching herself onto some poor, unsuspecting (unattractive, sleazey) billionaire-type at Hugh Hefner’s latest Playboy Mansion party.

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Paris And Benji Split

Like all of her fads, it looks like the ‘I want to be a rock chick’ phase has ran its course for Paris Hilton.

Paris has apparently split with Benji Madden and is now dating a much older man.

Benji was spotted moving his gear out of Paris’ Hollywood home, with friends saying he has now seen through Paris and realised that she is only interested in publicity and that she will use anyone to get it.

Benji reckons he should never have left Sophie Monk and he has been calling her to try and win her back.

Paris, 27 has been wasting no time getting over Benji, partying last month with Manchester United’s Christiano Ronaldo, before moving on to her new squeeze.

So who is her latest bedroom companion? Non other than 42 year old MySpace co-founder and CEO, Chris DeWolfe, who she has been dating for a few weeks.

DeWolfe has been throwing parties in the Hamptons, and Hilton has been at all of them. DeWolfe is hosting yet another party tonight in the Hamptons, and Hilton will reportedly be there as his date.

Although married, DeWolfe is reportedly separated from his wife.

Daddy’s Dirty Girl

Brooke Hogan is getting desperate to try and generate some kind of career out of her family’s flagging public image.

She has fallen back on the well worn fame wagon of, ‘when all else fails, skanking it up’. She is trying damn hard to do a Christina, except that she doesn’t have half the talent and has twice the figure, courtesy of her father’s hulking genes.

Here are all the pics and a video of Brooke performing with her backup girl singers, ‘The Knockouts’ at Mansion in Miami this past weekend. Follow the link to see all the pics and video. Read more

Miley Cyrus Hacked Shower Pics Exposed

My first thoughts on seeing these pics were that this girl is nothing but a tease; she can’t get enough attention from her fame that she has to resort to this kind of cheap thrill attention seeking. I mean, she has never revealed anything much in her previous leaks, but reading the comments of the hacker, I may have been wrong.

A hacker by the name of TrainReq hacked her email account and was watching it for months. He has now lost access to it, so decided to finally release some pics he downloaded.

Milehigh apparently sent these pics to Nick Jonas of The Jonas Brothers.

A couple of points come to mind here, like who took the pics and when will the others follow. TrainReq claims he found worse pictures then these on her email, which he is trying to sell.

Stay tuned.

Heather Mills Being Ignored And Winning Friends

The New Zealand Herald has an interesting report on Heather Mills’ latest winning ways.

Not known for winning friends with her personality, Heather has managed to get a whole new group of people offside.

Giving a talk at a charity function in New York about the abuse of puppy farms (whatever that is), in support of a new book about animals (Spot?), Heather chose instead to verbally attack the audience, who she accused of talking over her.

Ranting into the microphone, she yelled:

“Listen up at the back. I haven’t been up for 24 hours and flew here from London to be ignored.”

She also complained about they way she was received:

“People go to these events, have a drink and leave.”

She should be used to that, given her past life. The only difference now is that they don’t leave money on the dresser on their way out.

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