Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, or one well past her use-by-date.

Sharon Osbourne, in a fit of jealousy has claimed that fellow X Factor judge, Dannii Minogue wanted to bump uglies with Simon Cowell.

What a load of shit.

Everyone knows that the only person who wants to sleep with Simon Cowell is Simon Cowell….

Not content with that slur, Osbourne went on to describe Minogue’s plastic surgery as appalling.

This is a perfect example of black hearted jealousy, especially considering Minogue hasn’t seen Osbourne in 2 years.

As Minogue says she thought Osbourne would have moved on by now and notes that these kind of comments do nothing to enhance her standing to the public, rather they show her to be an extremely jealous and egotistical person, who considering her daughter has just checked into rehab, should have more important things on her mind to worry about.

Mind you, being in rehab to that family is probably like a trip to the corner store for everyone else.

Dannii Minogue’s close friendship with head X Factor judge Simon Cowell hasn’t saved her from getting the boot, with fellow judge Louis Walsh claiming that the Australian singer will “be axed from the show” at the end of the latest series.

Walsh revealed that Minogue’s rival, Sharon Osbourne, would be returning next year, and added that the crazed wife of rocker Ozzy Osbourne would replace Minogue on the X Factor panel.

“Obviously Dannii would be the one to go,” Walsh said. “Having Sharon and Cheryl Cole on the show together is too good an opportunity to miss.”

Dannii is reportedly yet to be told about her impending axing, so no doubt the news will come as a bit of a shock to her.

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