Heidi Montag and her “Pratt” of a beau, Spencer, have eloped!

The star of MTV’s The Hills and her longtime partner were wed in a “secret” ceremony in Cabos San Lucas, Mexico, on Thursday (Nov. 20), with Montag breaking down in tears after the pair exchanged their vows.

“The minute we said our vows, I couldn’t stop crying,” Montag told Us Weekly, who of course got exclusive rights to publish the newlywed’s photographs in their latest edition.

But Heidi’s tears of joy were short-lived, as she recalls a phone conversation she had with her mother right before the ceremony.

“I called her right before the ceremony, sort of hinted that something had happened, but her reaction was to ask me if we were breaking up! I told her it might be something else, and she said, ‘Well, if you ever plan on getting married just know that your stepdad is really upset that you want your father to walk you down the aisle,’” Montag explained.

“She was starting so much drama, it kind of pushed me toward wanting to get married without that,” she added. “I don’t know when I’ll tell her.”

Well, I guess since she sold the rights to a magazine, the cat’s kinda out of the bag, so to speak. What a Pratt Heidi is (literally!)

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Desperate to keep his dirty little secret, the actor paid his former beau $500,000 to keep his mouth shut…

One of the world’s most-photographed socialite’s is allegedly so broke that she’s being forced to get a job by her famous, rich parents. Word on the street is that the former wealth-kitten is on the look-out for modeling gigs…

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Courtenay Semel, a small-time actress best known for her role in the ‘00 production, Sweetie Pie, has spoken out for the first time about her secret lesbian romance with fellow actress Lindsay Lohan.

According to a pal of Semel’s, the 25-year-old is struggling to come to terms with Lohan’s open relationship with British DJ Samantha Ronson, especially since Lindsay went to great lengths to keep their affair a secret from everyone.

“Everyone thinks Samantha is Lindsay’s first lesbian love, but we were very passionate until her fear of being found out drove us apart,” Courtenay allegedly told a friend.

“At the time she was terrified her career would be over if she revealed her sexual tendencies.

“But then Samantha came on to the scene and I was dropped.”

Semel said that when she and Lohan were together, the 22-year-old star of Herbie: Fully Loaded was desperately trying to suppress her lesbian urges, and this oftern involved sleeping with a string of men in order to hide her true sexual orientation from the prying eyes of the press.

As well as her frequent bed-hopping with the opposite sex, Semel claims Lohan resorted to drugs and alcohol to sooth the pressures of her secret double life, eventually leading to an addiction which saw her shipped in and out of rehab.

Courtenay’s friend explained: “[Semel] met Lindsay in the summer of 2006 at a party in Malibu.

“From the start Lindsay was very confused about her feelings for Courtenay so did more and more drugs to stifle the sexual attraction she was experiencing.

“But eventually she just gave in and at every party they’d kiss and touch each other in the corner. It’s a miracle nobody found out.

“Both of them would do lines of cocaine in the toilets then head home and fall into bed together.”

Their on-off relationship lasted for about a year, until Lohan’s current flame, Sam Ronson, came onto the scene.

“Back then Samantha and Lindsay didn’t have a physical relationship,” Courtenay’s friend revealed. “[Lindsay] once said, ‘Samantha’s the father I never had’!

“Apparently Samantha acted in a ‘paternal’ way towards her, giving her advice and cuddles.”

But all that changed during Lindsay’s last stay in Promises. Semel’s pal said that throughout Lohan’s stay, she was dating both Courtenay and Samantha, and telling them both that she loved them. Shortly after her release, she broke it off with Semel to be with Ronson.

The pal continued: “[During her stay in Promises] Lindsay was sending ‘I love you’ notes to Samantha and signing them ‘Lindsay Ronson’ but telling Courtenay she loved her too.”

In fact, less than a week after she and Semel split, Lohan was appearing in public with Ronson, kissing and cuddling as if she didn’t care about what the paparazzi would write the next day.

“Courtenay still can’t understand how Lindsay is now so open with Samantha,” the friend added. “Every time she sees a picture of them together it kills her.”

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Just when things are starting to look better for Britney Spears, a parasitic worm raises its ugly head.

TMZ reports that Britney has been secretly seeing Adnan Ghalib against her father’s better judgement.

Our sources say over the last few months Adnan has been getting into The Summit, the gated community where Brit lives. They have been “together,” though we can’t say it’s still going on. We know they have been texting back and forth, at times complaining that Daddy Jamie is too “controlling” by trying to put the kibosh on the relationship.

Yeah, I bet Adnan is bitching about it. He wants back on the gravy train, after failing to sell his videos and cashing in that way.

Even Britnye’s doctor has advised against the relationship, which doesn’t really say much, as blind freddy could tell you this guy is bad news.

Oh well, I guess if she continues with him, we can all get ready for some more crazy behavior from Britney in the near future.

I’d rather she just continue to straighten herself out though.

This is a surprise… not!

A source claims that the relationship between George Clooney and Sarah Larson was little more than a publicity stunt, with the Ocean’s 13 star allowing his young beau to “do interviews and some modeling” in order to “get her a career” before the big split.

During the very publicised affair, Larson also managed to buy herself a set of silicon breasts, and is now looking at posing topless in Playboy to show them off. And it’s all thanks to Georgie-Boy!

The source also claims that during his relationship with Larson, Clooney was also “secretly dating” a woman in her mid-30’s — someone he’s allegedly still dating.

A rep for Clooney has denied the rumour, stating from the actor’s vacation house in Lake Como: “How does one as public as George secretly date anyone?”

How indeed?

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Looks like the Hogan’s are doing more scheming and plotting to get poor baby Nick sprung from his jail hell.

TMS has more audio tapes of Nick and his father talking about an upcoming hearing with a judge.

Nick says he will wear his prison issue jump suit rather then normal clothes so he can get more sympathy form the judge. Hulk says that he won’t appear at the hearing, because he is too high profile and the media would show up and pressure the judge into not doing the right thing.

Hulk goes onto say the last thing they want is the media turning up and the transfer appearing on the Internet and Youtube.

It sounds like he is trying to get transferred to another facility, or worse still, maybe out on compassionate grounds perhaps?

The Monday courthouse wedding of Jessica Alba and Cash Warren was so secret, not even the Awake actress’ brother, Josh, was told, and only found out about the wedding when contacted by Us Weekly magazine.

When asked by the mag what he thought of his sister’s shock wedding, Josh Alba replied: “My sister!? I’m going to have to call her!”

Once he’d gotten over his surprise at the news, he cleverly side-stepped the question of whether or not he thought Warren was a “good suitor” for his older sister. “Well, he’s my brother-in-law now!” Alba said.

The newlyweds didn’t tell any of their family and friends about their intentions to wed because they were so desperate to keep their nuptials secret from the press.

Jessica and Cash tied the knot in a private courthouse ceremony in L.A. on Monday, around 40 minutes after applying for a marriage license. The pair got engaged in December shortly after Alba confirmed her pregnancy to the media.

Alba had previously stated that she would not marry while she had a baby bump.

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According to a source, newly single starlet Kate Hudson is secretly dating sportsman Lance Armstrong!

“They’ve been dating quietly for a few weeks now,” the source revealed today.

While they’ve been extra careful and haven’t actually been seen out anywhere together, the new couple have flown together on a private jet from NYC to Austin, where they are planning to spend a romantic weekend together away from the prying eyes of the press.

I guess this means Kate Hudson has well and truly moved on from her split with Owen Wilson…

But wait.. didn’t Lance have a thing for one of the Olsen twins?

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A very pink-and-blonde Aguilera stepped out in NYC recently, looking more like Malibu Barbie than the Dirrty singer we all know and love.

However, her new designer fluorescent threads weren’t enough to conceal the fact that her bosom seems to have grown to epic proportions overnight.

Now, I know she’s only just had a kid and all, and is probably still breast-feeding, but those suckers are HUGE! My conspiracy theory of the moment is that Aggie has used the birth of her son to have a quick boob job, in the hopes that her baby boobies will mask the secret enhancement… at least for a little while.

Who does she think she’s fooling, really? I’m just disappointed to see she’s gone so commercial so fast. There was a time, not too long ago, that she was considered a fashion icon. Not anymore.

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While Beyonce Knowles still won’t confirm the existence of her April 4 wedding to rapper Jay-Z, a friend has come forward to the New York Post and said that, not only is the marriage real, but rumours of a shock pregnancy are true as well!

According to the pal, the former Destiny’s Child singer is pregnant with the couple’s first child, and that the surprise pregnancy was the reason behind the sudden nuptials.

“She has gained a lot of pregnancy weight,” the source revealed. “When she gains weight, she normally does the Def Jam detox, but not now.”

Knowles’ rep made light of the situation, turning the rumours that the singer is pregnant into a running joke.

“I don’t know if she’s pregnant,” the rep said. “Let me perform an ultrasound and get back to you.”

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