Clooney & Larson Relationship a Publicity Stunt?

This is a surprise… not!

A source claims that the relationship between George Clooney and Sarah Larson was little more than a publicity stunt, with the Ocean’s 13 star allowing his young beau to “do interviews and some modeling” in order to “get her a career” before the big split.

During the very publicised affair, Larson also managed to buy herself a set of silicon breasts, and is now looking at posing topless in Playboy to show them off. And it’s all thanks to Georgie-Boy!

The source also claims that during his relationship with Larson, Clooney was also “secretly dating” a woman in her mid-30’s — someone he’s allegedly still dating.

A rep for Clooney has denied the rumour, stating from the actor’s vacation house in Lake Como: “How does one as public as George secretly date anyone?”

How indeed?

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Clooney’s Ex Larson to Pose for Playboy?

He may have dumped her for her fake breasts, but if the rumours are true, Clooney (and the rest of the world’s male population) are about to be treated with a topless Playboy spread of Sarah Larson.

Friends of the model have revealed that Larson is so happy with her breast implants that she wants to flaunt them, and is considering doing a topless centerfold for Playboy magazine.

“She likes her new body so much that she would consider posing for Playboy,” a source said.

No doubt this would get up Clooney’s nose, as he allegedly dropped the young model because he doesn’t date “fake” women. Yeah, like that mop of his isn’t fake!

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George Clooney Dumps Sarah Larson

Gee this is surprising… only joking.

According to InTouch, George Clooney has dumped his cocktail waitress Sarah Larson. George, being the good guy that he is, didn’t even wait around to help her move her gear, instead he moved out himself, while she got all her gear out of his pad.

Nice touch George.

“George is relieved to be single again,” says an insider. “He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her.” As In Touch previously reported, George, 47, and Sarah struggled to make their relationship work because of their different backgrounds. “The truth is that they had little in common and he just doesn’t want to be tied down,” explains the insider. George’s rep told In Touch: “I can only confirm that we have never commented on George’s personal life.”

Now George can go back to being a confirmed bachelor, doing the kind of stuff that all confirmed bachelors do.

Clooney Told To Ditch The Bitch

Apparently someone doesn’t think a lot of George’s latest beard girlfriend, Sarah Larson, leaving a not too nice message on George’s voice mail.

“Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you’re sorry!”

George played the message in front of Larson to Ian Parker from New Yorker magazine.

“Before you’re sorry’?” a surprised Larson parrots, before bitching about all the gossip about her and Clooney.

“They say that I’m a stripper. There’s a ton of stuff about that. I’ve never been a stripper. You know, just because I’m from Las Vegas, I must be a stripper. Because I’m a cocktail server, that means I’m an escort.”

No honey, I am sure what they really mean is you got lucky!

Clooney used his rent-a-cop chauffeur, to trace the caller’s number, which turned out to be a pre-paid cellphone. He tried to find out if the caller had paid by credit card, without success.