There were lots of titles going through my head for this post, but I figure most of them were a little too much, so I settled for the one above.

Believe it or not, this is the ad British health are using this Christmas to inform women that they should take precautions to avoid unwanted pregnancies.

Clinics will be handing out free morning-after pills, for those too bloody stupid to think of the consequences of that one night stand.

Critics claim that the freebie kill pill will fuel promiscuity and spread STD’s. I think they are about 40 years too late for that.

I am pretty sure that any kids getting out of bed to inspect the tree will be mightily disturbed if they come across the site of Santa Claus rogering their mother as in the image above.

At least now we all know where the ‘ho, ho, ho comes from; oh and ladies, don’t forget to see what Santa has left in your sack.