This Is What Santa Puts In Sacks

There were lots of titles going through my head for this post, but I figure most of them were a little too much, so I settled for the one above.

Believe it or not, this is the ad British health are using this Christmas to inform women that they should take precautions to avoid unwanted pregnancies.

Clinics will be handing out free morning-after pills, for those too bloody stupid to think of the consequences of that one night stand.

Critics claim that the freebie kill pill will fuel promiscuity and spread STD’s. I think they are about 40 years too late for that.

I am pretty sure that any kids getting out of bed to inspect the tree will be mightily disturbed if they come across the site of Santa Claus rogering their mother as in the image above.

At least now we all know where the ‘ho, ho, ho comes from; oh and ladies, don’t forget to see what Santa has left in your sack.

Lisa Marie Expecting Twins

Lisa Marie Presley is expecting twins!

The former partner of Wacko Jacko wanted to keep news of her pregnancy a secret, her mother Priscilla said, but when the paparazzi blew the news out of the water, it was time to fess up.

“She wanted it really to be kept a secret for a long time, you know, and I think women should, because they should be able to announce what they’re having and when it’s time to make the announcement,” Priscilla told Entertainment Tonight.

The twins, due in the U.S. fall, will be the first children for rocker Michael Lockwood, 47, who wed Presley in 2006. Lisa Marie has two other children from her previous marriage to Danny Keough.

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Britney Spears Pregnancy Rumours: Round 2

I don’t know about you guys, but I’m having a hard time buying the denials made by Britney’s rep on the “pregnancy” issue…

As these latest pictures show, Britters has certainly packed on the kilos since settling down on the drug binges and suicide attempts. I mean, it doesn’t look like comfort-food-weight to me… her legs seem nicely toned, it’s just the mid-section that’s gotten larger.

A baby belly, perhaps?

To judge for yourselves and see more of Britney as she leaves the Sur Restaurant in Hollywood, follow the jump below. Read more

Antonia Kidman Surrogate Rumors

I first heard the speculation on this many months ago and alluded to it on various posts on Staralicious. Now it seems some other sites are finally following suit and reporting on the rumors that Nicole Kidman is not really pregnant.

The main gist of the rumor is this:

• Nicole Kidman is not pregnant.
• She wears a fake belly, which explains the mystery of her curious bump.
• The surrogate mother is none other then her sister Antonia.
• Antonia has kept a very low profile until the birth of the baby, believed to be a boy.

So what does everyone think, are these rumors true, or are they completely crazy?

Personally, I can’t believe the rumors, I mean, seriously, if they were true, how nutty would you have to be to fabricate this entire scenario? Surely it would simply be easier to front up to the truth instead of living a charade like this. Only a deranged narcissist would go through with something like this.

Still, they are fun to read aren’t they!