Ali Lohan Auditions For Porn Director

…By accident, of course!

The 14-year-old little sister of I Know Who Killed Me star, Lindsay Lohan, wasn’t aware that director Peter Davy – who she had an audition with – was the creator behind adult films such as Voodoo Lust and Dreams in the Forbidden Zone.

“Ali obviously had no idea about Davy’s past,” the teenager’s rep told Usmagazine.com. “If she did know, she never would have auditioned for him.”

Or perhaps, little Lohan knew, and hoped that the same thing that happened to the likes of Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian could happen to her, too?

Needless to say, moma Dina Lohan was far from pleased about her daughter’s innocent audition for Davy, with sources claiming the Hollywood mother “went nuclear” when she found out.

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R Kelly’s Duffel Bag Of Sex

The details coming out of the R. Kelly case just keep getting sicker by the day.

The prosecutions start witness Lisa Van Allen testified that Kelly carried around a duffel bag filled with his homemade sex tapes. He did this, she said, not for safety purposes, but more because he liked to keep them close by.

Van Allen is the other woman in the tapes and the one of legal age. She had a relationship with Kelly, from early 1998 to 2001, visiting him in Chicago, staying in hotels and at his studio, touring with him, as well as appearing in two of his videos.

The first threesome with the underage girl happened in 1998 in Kelly’s house in the 1000 block of West George, according to Van Allen — in the same “log cabin room” where prosecutors allege the videotape at issue in the case was filmed.

Van Allen said Kelly told her the girl was 16, though prosecutors contend she was as young as 13. Van Allen testified that Kelly videotaped the threesome — a tape separate from the one at the heart of the current case.

A year later, the trio had sex again — this time on Kelly’s indoor basketball court, she testified.

Van Allen wept as she described how Kelly put a futon mattress on the court. It was during that three-way encounter that she cried, Van Allen said, prompting Kelly to stop the videotaping.

The three had sex again in 2000 inside Kelly’s trailer at a video shoot in Chicago, Van Allen said.

The defense is trying to paint Van Allen as a liar and a thief, as well as claim that the man in the video is not R. Kelly, but someone else who has been digitally edited to that looks like him.

The guy sounds as guilty as sin, but probably has a good chance of getting off if his defense team is up to the task. Celebrities often get a lot of leniency with juries. [Source]

Dita Von Teese Lesbian Sex Video

Dita Von Teese has starred in a pretty hardcore lesbian sex video.

Some reports claim that in the video, Dita is pleasured with a stiletto shoe; more like a bloody great gum boot I’d say, something like this!

Wonderbra are pretty pissed, having just signed Von Teese as the new face of their famous push-up bra last month. They were hoping to enhance the company’s clean cut image with a new range of Von Teese designs

In one scene the former wife of rocker Marilyn Manson is seen having sex with a leggy beauty with a sex toy. In another she is seen romping with two stunners in corsets.

For those that must see it, there is a very NSFW video after the jump.

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