Heather Mills Can’t Afford To Move To The US

America can relax, it seems like $50 million is nowhere near enough money to get by on in the US, well according to Heather MIlls that is. I bloody hope she doesn’t consider moving to Australia now.

During her recent stay in the US, Mills was reported to be viewing properties in the prestigious Greenwich Village area of the city.

Mills’ representative Michelle Elyzabeth has denied the rumors, saying that there is no way Mills can afford a New York home.

She says, “She doesn’t have that much money. It’s a lot of money to a regular person, but once you want to start supporting good causes, that money goes really quick.”

Heather Mills is very far from being a regular person and if she can’t get by on $50 million, then she is even more delusional then has been reported.

Sure, she says she does a lot of charity work, but most of that was based around using her ex husband and his name.

Hey, I got an idea, why don’t you resort to turning tricks for a buck? Oh wait……