Heidi Montag Pratt Poses Nude for Playboy

Heidi Montag Pratt has taken it all off for the September issue of Playboy magazine – but husband Spencer Pratt will be the only one who gets to see the Hills star in her birthday suit.

“I did pose nude,” the 22-year-old reality television star told Us Weekly.

So why didn’t these so-called nude shots make it into the magazine? Evidently, because Montag wants to surgically fix a few more of what she classes as her “imperfections” before she lets the world see her as nature intended.

“The body is a beautiful creation,” Montag said. “If anything, the reason I didn’t show everything [only PG-13 shots of Montag made it into the mag] is because I plan to get a few more upgrades.”

“I’m definitely not done with my surgical quest,” she continued, adding that the first item on her list was to get “bigger” boobs for her husband.

The photoshoot wasn’t a total wash-out, though. Husband Spencer got to take the nude outtakes home, and hung the poster-sized photos of his naked wife on the bathroom wall.

“Now when I’m peeing, I get to see a 10-foot naked photo of my wife,” Pratt said.

Proof, once again, that they really are the world’s most sickening couple ever.

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Kendra Wilkinson Will Be Strict Christian Mother

Now that she’s left her sinful life amongst the sexpots at the Playboy mansion and made her relationship with football pro Hank Baskett official, Kendra Wilkinson is focusing all her attention on becoming a “good, Christian mother” for her unborn baby.

“Our child will definitely be Christian,” Wilkinson said last week, with hubby Baskett adding that the couple are going to be “very strict” with the little one, but will still “spoil” it on occasion.

Baskett continued: “They are going to have to earn it, we’re not just going to hand it to them. Most importantly, they have to keep good grades because school comes first and then everything else after that.

“Being a father is something I’ve always wanted and something Kendra and I have talked about from the time we met, we’re just truly excited and truly blessed to be becoming parents very soon. We pretty much fell in love right away and when you ask someone to marry you that means you really want them to be the woman in charge of your family, the person to be your teammate in raising the child.”

As well as deciding on their unborn child’s upbringing, Wilkinson and Baskett have already chosen the baby’s name, and have prepared a name for each sex, as they don’t yet know if the baby will be a boy or a girl.

“If it’s a boy [it will be] Hank the 4th,” Wilkinson explained, “and if it’s a girl Arianna, we love Arianna.”

Kendra and Hank were wed two weeks ago in the gardens of the Playboy mansion with Wilkinson’s former boyfriend and Playboy founder Hugh Hefner looking on in the audience.

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Kendra Wilkinson Weds at Playboy Mansion

Former Playmate and Girls Next Door star Kendra Wilkinson has wed her NFL player beau Hank Baskett in a classically chic ceremony at her onetime residence, the Playboy Mansion in Los Angeles.

Wilkinson, who is pregnant with her first child, walked down the aisle at around 6:45 p.m. dressed in white and literally “dripping” in more than $100,000 worth of platinum jewellery by Michael Barin. Groom Baskett also wore white, along with his groomsmen, while Wilkinson’s attendants wore lavender

Hidden amongst the hundreds of celebrity guests were Wilkinson’s fellow Playmate Bridget Marquardt, a bridesmaid, and the 24-year-old’s former boyfriend and employer, Playboy founder Hugh Hefner.

Wilkinson and her groom were wed “out in the open on a lawn,” says a source, and there were “white rose petals and flower wreaths decorating the aisle.”

“[The bride] was beaming,” the eyewitness added.

Wilkinson’s first child is due on Christmas Day.

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Kendra Gets Her Own Show

Ex Hugh Hefner girlfriend, Kendra Wilkinson is getting her own reality show.

The show has been picked up for eight episodes and will focus on Kendra as she leaves the Playboy mansion and makes it on her own.

Viewers will get to see such enthralling things as Kendra learning to cook, grocery shop, paying her bills and going on a road trip with fiance, Hank Baskett, as she helps him move from New Mexico to California. You will also see Kendra juggling her less than clean lifestyle, with Hank’s religious views, with the pair praying together every night.

The show will premiere this summer, with the title ‘Kendra’ and will feature cameltoes cameos of the other two ex-Hefner trolls.

Given her love of profanity, I think the show should be titled ‘The F-Bird’.

Bound to be a hit…… 

Bridget Marquardt Speaks Out

The last of Hugh Hefner’s concubines, Bridget Marquardt, vacated the Playboy Mansion last week and, just like Kendra did yesterday, she has decided to speak to the media.

On Hef, Bridget says

“He’s so excited for me and happy for me. Hef says if I want to come back to the mansion and bring a date, that’s no problem.”

“He’s just being really sweet about it. We have gotten closer than ever. I will love him forever, there’s no question.”

Marquardt, 35, says it was a shock having to leave the mansion after seven years.

“I packed the final stuff from my room,”

“I was standing in my room and it was totally empty. I was just thinking, ‘I can’t believe this.’ “

Out with the old, in with the new.

Kendra Bonking Other Guys While With Hef

One of Hugh Hefner’s recent ex girlfriends, Kendra Wilkinson has spilled some of the behind the scene secrets of life as a chick pair to sleep with an 80 year old guy.

She says that Hefner wasn’t the only guy she slept with.

“I had to have sex every now and then, so I had to kind of sneak it,” the 23-year-old told Us Weekly. While she says “of course” she did the deed with 82-year-old Hef, she reckons she only saw him once a day in passing.”

“Besides the nights we went out, I only saw Hef, like, once a day walking through the halls to his office. There were never solo dates,” she said.

“The most we kind of say to each other is, ‘I love you,’ ‘Love you too,’ ‘I hope you have a good day,’ ‘Did you have a good day?’ “

“Bridget told me that she’s been faithful all these years, and I was like, ‘How the hell can you do that?’ I had to have [sex] so I could feel my age,like a healthy human being.”

She went on to say that life at the mansion was very strict, with staff keeping tabs on the girls, writing in a book when the girls left and returned to the mansion. Hefner would go through the book each morning and I presume, spank them if they were naughty.

Having to survive on just $1,000 per week, the girls weren’t even allowed to sleep with anyone else have a job to earn some extra cash.

While she was happy to sleep her way to fame with a decrepit old man, Kendra now says she is totally against his way of life and all the girlfriends.

Yeah right…..

Kendra Wilkinson Engaged To Hank Baskett

This is sure to make Hef turn over in his grave.

Oh wait, he’s not dead yet!

It hasn’t been any secret that Kendra was not quite as ‘in’ to Hef as the other ‘Girls Next Door’. Now that her contract has expired and she is free to pursue other interests, she has wasted no time in moving on from the geriatric Hef, with her engagement to NFL star Hank Baskett, announced today.

Hef himself released the statement of the announcement, saying:

“Kendra Wilkinson has met someone who she would like to spend the rest of her life with. He popped the question last Saturday. I have given her my blessing and will be giving her away at a very special wedding ceremony at the Playboy Mansion this coming June.”

Baskett popped the question to Kendra atop the Space Needle in Seattle last weekend, obviously feeling that the location would make her feel right at home.

Hank obviously doesn’t mind going where no one under the age of 80 has been for a while.

Kendra joins ex-number 1 girlfriend Holly Madison in quickly latching onto something now that the Playboy cash cow has run out.

Hef’s High Maintenance, Says Madison

Playboy founder Hugh Hefner’s ex-girlfriend Holly Madison has come clean about her relationship with the aging mogul, admitting that he was a “high maintenance” lover who wasn’t able to “get busy” in the bedroom too often.

Madison told Extra: “It might be refreshing to date someone who is not high maintenance.

“Sorry, Hef… I love you, but you know you’re high maintenance.”

The former # 1 girlfriend, who is rumoured to be dating Las Vegas illusionist Criss Angel, added that she and Hef hadn’t had sex for a “long time” prior to their public breakup.

“I haven’t had sex in a really long time,” Madison said during a recent interview with In Touch magazine. “And that’s the honest truth.”

Not to worry… I think a near-nonexistent love life with an 82-year-old is probably a good thing…

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Hefner’s Criminal New Girlfriends

Quick to heal his broken heart, Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner has already replaced departing girlfriends Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson with two new, young, blonde bunnies – 19-year-old twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon. And they’re crims!!

Yep, Hef’s latest gal pals have a shady, criminal past, uncovered by the paps at TMZ.

According to police reports, Karissa and Kristina were arrested for “felony aggravated battery” back in January this year, after bashing up one of their former co-workers, Erica Civello.

The Shannon girls are said to have taken Erica out to a house party after work one day in January, and when Kristina and Erica “started arguing,” Karissa “came up behind her and hit [Civello] over the head with a bottle of beer,” before they both “jumped her.”

Erica suffered a concussion from the incident, and the twins both received probation and were ordered to pay restitution to the victim.

And now they’re living in the Playboy mansion. Niiice. ‘Ol Hef sure knows how to pick ‘em!

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Brooke Hogan Says “No” to Playboy

And thank the stars that she did!!

Hulk Hogan’s tranny-like daughter has saved all our eyes a lot of pain and turned down an offer to pose nude in Playboy magazine.

Hogan’s rep told Usmagazine.com: “Brooke just didn’t feel that it was the right time. It’s not out of the question for the future, but we’ll have to see.”

Unfortunately, we still have to put up with Ms. Hogan prancing around in a string bikini on her MTV reality show, Brooke Knows Best.

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