George Clooney Hates Kids

George Clooney has revealed that seeing Brad Pitt with all his kids has just reinforced why he doesn’t want any.

“Even one kid running around my villa makes me nervous, so I’m definitely not a candidate for father of the year!

“If I need to surround myself with children and feel like I have this big extended family, I can always call Brad and Angie and ask them to stay with me, just to remind me why I’m so happy without.”

Clooney also said he is not in a hurry to invite Pitt’s kids to his Italian villa, as he has no room for them all.

“I really don’t have enough space for all their children. Also, Brad and Angelina need a security deal of about 20 guys wearing dark suits and carrying walkie-talkies, and that tends to attract attention.”