Lohan Pimps Birthday Party

What do you do when you have no money, but want a super-awesome birthday party to impress all of your rich, snob-nosed friends? You build a website and ask for sponsors to cough up the cash for it, of course!!

That’s what pressed-for-cash Lindsay Lohan has done, anyway!

The Mean Girls star is apparently desperate for a hot birthday bash for her 22nd birthday – because she missed out on her Pure-hosted 21st bash over that rehab thing – that’s the actress has had a website made which asks for sponsorship for an “internationally media worthy event.”

According to the site, which is said to be legitimate, “a group of 75 VIP guests” will attend the party, and will expect gift bags containing some of the hottest products around at that time. Gee, they don’t want for much, do they?

I doubt Nicole Richie and Joel Madden will be included on the guest list…

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Ashlee Simpson’s 7-Figure Wedding Photo Deal

Pimp Daddy Joe Simpson has been out on the streets, busy doing what he does best – pimping his daughters for all they’re worth.

This time, he’s managed to sell-out younger daughter, Ashlee, cutting a deal with gossip giant People magazine for the exclusive rights to the littlest Simpson’s forth-coming wedding to Fallout Boy rocker Pete Wentz.

A source close to the mag has revealed that Papa Joe has cut a HUGE deal for the exclusive picture rights, with People reportedly having to dish out “well over” one million dollars – seven figures – in order to print the glossy photographs first.

Of course, the magazine – who Staralicious has recently had a run-in with – refused to comment on just how much they paid for the cheezy pics, but stated they were thrilled that celebrities “continued to choose” them for exclusive cover shots.

A rep for People said: “We’re thrilled that celebrities continue to choose PEOPLE as the place to share their most intimate photos. We don not comment on specifics of any deals.”

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