Nobody Wants the Simpson Tot

It appears nobody cares about poor little Bronx Mowgli Simpson Wentz.

Rumour has it that the little tyke’s parents have been busy trying to drum up some cash in the last few weeks by selling Bronx’s first baby pictures — but no one wants to touch them!

“Pete and Ashlee have approached every single celebrity magazine with offers to sell their first photos, but nobody wants them,” a source has revealed.”Covers of them tend not to sell well.”

A rep for the couple has denied the report, but I’m not discounting its worth so quickly. After all, the hype for the Simpson sisters has died down a lot in the last year, and nobody was really that fazed when Bronx Mowgli was born – except those of us who criticised his ridiculous name.

Times are tough on the Simpson front, and if the girls keep using Papa Joe as their manager and God-like entity, things will only get worse.

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Ellen & Portia’s Big Day… In Pictures!

They might be grainy, stalker-esque snaps, but they’re about as good as its gonna get – for the moment, at least.

The first celebrity gay wedding since the California laws changed between talkshow host Ellen DeGeneres and actress Portia De Rossi went off without a hitch!

Portia looked gorgeous, as usual, in her Zac Posen gown, and Ellen looked radiant in a white suit that seemed vaguely familiar (perhaps because she always seems to wear the same thing).

More happy snaps after the jump.

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Kidman & Urban Reject Millions For Baby Pics

Nicole Kidman and husband Keith Urban have rejected “several multi-million dollar offers” to publish the first pictures of their newborn daughter Sunday Rose, The Sydney Morning Herald is reporting.

According to the newspaper, Kidman and Urban are still “undecided” as to whether or not they’ll even release a publicity spread featuring their baby girl, but if they do, they’ve insisted that it will be for free.

“They don’t think it’s appropriate to make deals,” a source said. “They are still deciding how they feel about [it] – if and when they will release a photo at all. But they realise there is enormous interest from the public and they are grateful and appreciative of that.

“Nicole and Keith have been enjoying their first few days at home with their firstborn tot – Nicole is thinking about things like breastfeeding right now.”

Other new celebrity parents haven’t been as accommodating to the press and Nic and Keith, with Matthew McConaughey taking a cool $3 million for the first pictures of his new bundle of joy, and Hollywood power couple Brangelina reportedly holding out for a whopping $20 million before they’ll release any photographs of their newborn twins.

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Brangelina’s Baby Pics Bidding Reaches $16M

The bidding war between high profile gossip magazines for the exclusive “first” rights to publish baby pictures of Brangelina’s newborn twins has just reached epic new heights, with the current bid standing at $16 million!

And the price is still rising!!

Sixteen million kinda makes Levi McConaughey’s measley $3 million look like chicken feed…

Angelina Hates Brangelina

Angelina Jolie has put out an ultimatum to gossip mags across the globe: don’t call Brad and I “Brangelina”… or else!

The Tomb Raider star reportedly hates the paparazzi-dubbed nickname so much that she’s forbidden the winning bidder of her twins’ first pictures to use it. According to a source, if the magazine wants to publish the pictures, they have to agree to stop saying the offensive nickname.

Brangelina, Brangelina, BRANGELINA! I guess that means we don’t get to post any pictures. Damn.

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