Samantha Ronson Suing Perez Hilton

When I first heard this, I thought, oh, oh, is this over all the gay talk? Will Staralicious be next?

No, this is over a previous defamation lawsuit Ronson filed against Perez 6 months ago.

Ronson claims that her former lawyer was crap and stuffed up the original July 2007 case (she is suing the lawyer as well).

The lawsuit claims that she was defamed by a story Perez posted claiming that the cocaine found in Lohan’s car in a May 207 crash actually belonged to Ronson.

Ronson will make her claim on Wednesday to the same judge that threw out the case in November 2007.

My advice, spend the bucks and get a better lawyer. The case won’t go to court and you can then get nice things written about you by Perez.

Jesse Metcalfe Wants Perez Hilton Dead

Add another one to the list of celebrities who want Perez HIlton dead.

Sure, you won’t hear many of them actually say it in public, that is way too dangerous. Some of the dangers include:

• If you say it enough, some crazed fan may make your wish come true
• The police seem to take a dim view if you continually wish someone dead
• Perez may write nasty things about you

Seems Jesse Metcalfe is pissed with Perez always joking about him being a gay ass fudgeriga.

PR inside reports that Hilton was unnerved that Metcalfe became upset about him joking about his sexual preference and wishing him dead.

“That was quite negative energy,” the article quotes Hilton as stating. “He was drunk and said he wanted me dead. I was quite shocked. I’d only joked that he might be gay, what’s the big deal?”

Uhm, I’d say that if Perez looked out his gay ass window he may realise that not everyone on the planet is trying to roger someone of the same gender. The mud may stick, which kind of ruins your chances with the opposite sex.

And Perez doesn’t think the stuff he writes is negative energy; I read his sister writes most of it now anyway.

So let’s have a vote here, do you think Jesse Metcalfe was harsh in wishing Perez dead?

Do you think wishing something like a really bad case of herpes would have been nicer?

Or do you have some other suggestions of your own to add?

Alternatively, you may think that Jesse Metcalfe really is a gay ass mofo who needs to get a life.

Leave your comments and suggestions.

Perez Hilton Flogging Clothes

Perez Hilton continues to move further away from his blogging roots and following in the well worn footsteps of such ’stars’ as Heidi Montag and Lauren Conrad, by flogging a line Perez rags and other crap.

His line will be available from June 6, with prices ranging from $1.75 to $46, and will include products like Gossip Gangster Flip Flops, Perezcious Pink and Purple Lip Gloss and P-Nasty Shades.

Hilton, who dubiously claims his site is more popular than MySpace among women aged 18-25, says the success has encouraged him to look beyond the boundaries of cyberspace.

“I talk about clothes all the time on my website. I have a good eye for what’s hot and what’s not.”

Obviously except for anything he wears.

After this glowing review, I think I should hit him up for some sponsorship dollars…..

Perez Hilton Suing Other Bloggers For Defamation

The self claimed ‘Queen of all Media’ Perez HIlton, A.K.A Mario Lavandeira is suing fellow celebrity gossip bloggers.

Perez, who has made a name for himself drawing sperm and cocaine coming out of celebrities’ mouths and nostrils, has filed a lawsuit in Los Angeles Superior Court against failed blogger Jonathan Jaxson (real name: Jonathan Lewandowski) and 25 other unnamed bloggers for defaming him. Read more

Perez Hilton Says John Mayer is “Bi”

John Mayer used to date buxom blonde Jessica Simpson, but don’t let that fool you…

When a celeb looks like they eat a little donut on the side, it’s usually because they do, and entertainment blogger Perez Hilton says he can “personally vouch” for John Mayer’s interest men.

“He is definitely bi,” Hilton said of Mayer on Ryan Seacrest’s KISS-FM radio show yesterday. The blogger added that the singer is “struggling with his sexuality,” which in other words means he’s more gay than straight.

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Man Pregnant With Perez Hilton’s Love Child

This is the first picture of the man, pregnant with Perez Hilton’s love child.

The couple, who have been trying unsuccessfully for months to become pregnant have praised Paris Hilton for giving them the courage to go ahead with their plans. Read more