Paris Hilton: “I’m No Airhead Slut!”

Paris Hilton has revealed that she’s tired of being referred to as an “airhead slut,” insisting that if she does come across as stupid and slutty, it’s because she’s simply acting up for the cameras.

In her new documentary, Paris, Not France, which airs on MTV on Tuesday, Hilton explains that there’s more to her than meets the eye, and also tackles the embarrassing topic of “that sex tape” she made with ex-boyfriend, Rick Salomon.

Hilton said of her clueless appearance: “In a way it’s good [to seem stupid], but I also don’t want people thinking of me as this blonde heiress… airhead.

“But that is kind of my brand. I make a lot of money by [acting like an airhead].”

However, Hilton admitted that her “brand” would forever by tarnished by the leaking of her infamous sex tape, which she’d made in private with then-beau, Rick Salomon (coincidentally, one of Pamela Anderson’s ex-husbands). Hilton said that while she’s always hoped to be Princess Diana-like, she understands that she could never receive the same accolades as the late British royal, as it’s all because of the sex tape that never should have happened.

“I always looked up to Princess Diana and all these women, and now I could never be like that,” Paris laments in the documentary. “I want to have a family. I want to be normal. I want to be happy.”

Instead, she added, “[I have to worry about people] thinking I’m a slut and thinking I’m something that I’m not.”

At least she has the knowledge of Michael Jackson naming his daughter after her to keep her warm at night.

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Parisian Fans Get “Icy” Version of Australia

If looks could kill, Nicole Kidman’s icy stare would surely bore a hole through even the toughest of souls.

At the Paris premiere of new movie Australia, Kidman let loose the full force of her Ice Queen-iness on her unsuspecting – dare I say it – fans.

All I can say is, it’s no wonder Australia it’s breaking records at the box office…

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Lindsay Lohan And Samantha Ronson Getting Engaged

Despite her denials of being a lesbian the other day, Lindsay Lohan is not helping quell the rumors at all, with the UK Mirror reporting that the couple are getting engaged in Paris tomorrow, before announcing it to the World, shortly after.

The pair are in London for Sam to do some DJing, but have planned a romantic trip to Paris to choose their rings for each other.

Apparently they are going for hip, rather than expensive.

Seriously though, if Lindsay had to go all lesbian, why not pick a chick that doesn’t look like a bloke doing a bad impersonation of a chick.

Lindsay Takes Girlfriend on Romantic Trip to Paris

It seems Nicole Richie wasn’t the only one to get upset over LiLo’s flirtations with Good Charlotte frontman Joel Madden earlier in the month. Lohan’s longtime girlfriend, DJ Sam Ronson, reportedly hit the young starlet with an ultimatum after seeing photos of the actress openly flirting with Richie’s man: clean up her act and quit the bed-hopping, or the relationship is over.

The confrontation between Lohan and her girlfriend occurred last week at West Hollywood’s Crown Bar, when a few short words turned into a “full-blown” fight that left LiLo distraught and in tears. “They had a full-blown fight,” a witness reported. “Evan Ross, Diana Ross’s son, and [The Hills star] Lauren Conrad comforted Lindsay while she kept wiping her tears.”

Sources have said that 30-year-old Ronson is “tired” of her girlfriend’s “repeated flings” with the opposite sex, and wants their relationship to change from open to monogomous.

Lindsay, knowing what was at stake and desperate to make amends with the woman she calls “her wife,” flew Ronson to Paris for a romantic weekend away. And it seems to have done the trick: Lohan and Ronson were seen strolling the boulevards of Paris, with the DJ not even bothering to hide the splattering of hickies on her neck.

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Kylie Minogue Opens World Tour

Kylie got her World tour off to a stunning start in Paris.

Still proves she can cut it at 40 (well nearly 40).

Rupert Says Lindsay Can’t Act

My opinion of Rupert Grint just went up.

Rupert doesn’t like airheads actresses like Lindsay Lohan and thinks it is best to avoid them at all costs. He met Lindsay while in the US last year and said that she bored him by talking about herself all the time.

Rupert has no desire to meet Paris Hilton because she was the sort of girl you should “stay away from”.

On Lohan, Rupert says:

“I met Lindsay last summer and she talked about herself a lot.

“She said she was going to win an Oscar before she turns 25. I just kept thinking, ‘But you can’t act’.

“I haven’t met Paris and don’t want to either. She and Lindsay are the type of girls you need to stay away from.”

This guy is wise beyond his years.

Nicole Bitchie Pissed With The Parasite

For once, I think Nicole Bitchie is right.

Nicole is pissed that Parasite Hilton is trying to “copy” her life.

Hilton reportedly wants to follow in her friend’s footsteps by having a baby after hooking up with the brother of Richie’s fiancé Joel Madden. She would want a magazine cover like the one above.

It is bad enough that Parasite gets to go on tour with the and, while Nicole stays at home playing mum.

“Nicole was already upset when Paris started dating Benji – it all happened too fast for her liking. Then Nicole couldn’t go on tour with them because she had to stay home and look after her young daughter Harlow.

“She is furious Paris is out there gallivanting with her boyfriend and his brother. If Paris gets pregnant, Nicole is going to go ballistic. She thinks Paris copies everything she does.”

You would think she would be totally familiar with the way Paris operates by now. Paris craves attention so much that she will do anything for it. Her time has come and gone (thank God), but she is still trying everything to cling to any last semblance of celebrity, so great is her craving. The remaking of her image with the Bible and charity stuff didn’t last long at all, because it didn’t have the effect she wanted, so what better way to grab attention then to spit out a sprog.