It appears that CW plans to prove that you don’t need a bad plotline to ruin a hit show, just a bad guest star, with sources revealing that the network has signed Paris Hilton to star in episode five of the new season of Supernatural.

Yes, it’s true, folks: the Hiltonite is set to star alongside seasoned hotties Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles – but as what, we’re yet to know. The details surrounding Hilton’s role are being kept under wraps, however, a source close to the show has told fans not to “freak out” about the heiress’ involvement.

“The fans should trust [show runner] Eric Kripke,” the source said.

The storyline for episode five is, apparently, awesome, but I’ll believe it when I see it. Paris isn’t known for her acting aptitude, and if her new documentary, Paris, Not France, is any indication, she doesn’t have aptitude for a whole lotta things. Except maybe shopping. And fake-talking on her mobile phone.

The fifth season of Supernatural premieres at 9 p.m. on Thursday, September 10 on the CW channel.

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Paris Hilton has revealed that she’s tired of being referred to as an “airhead slut,” insisting that if she does come across as stupid and slutty, it’s because she’s simply acting up for the cameras.

In her new documentary, Paris, Not France, which airs on MTV on Tuesday, Hilton explains that there’s more to her than meets the eye, and also tackles the embarrassing topic of “that sex tape” she made with ex-boyfriend, Rick Salomon.

Hilton said of her clueless appearance: “In a way it’s good [to seem stupid], but I also don’t want people thinking of me as this blonde heiress… airhead.

“But that is kind of my brand. I make a lot of money by [acting like an airhead].”

However, Hilton admitted that her “brand” would forever by tarnished by the leaking of her infamous sex tape, which she’d made in private with then-beau, Rick Salomon (coincidentally, one of Pamela Anderson’s ex-husbands). Hilton said that while she’s always hoped to be Princess Diana-like, she understands that she could never receive the same accolades as the late British royal, as it’s all because of the sex tape that never should have happened.

“I always looked up to Princess Diana and all these women, and now I could never be like that,” Paris laments in the documentary. “I want to have a family. I want to be normal. I want to be happy.”

Instead, she added, “[I have to worry about people] thinking I’m a slut and thinking I’m something that I’m not.”

At least she has the knowledge of Michael Jackson naming his daughter after her to keep her warm at night.

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During the screening of her new documentary, Paris, Not France, the infamous Hiltonite revealed a little-known secret to the guys at Extra: Michael Jackson’s daughter, Paris, was named after her.

“My mom and Michael went to high school together and they were best friends since they were 13,” Hilton explained. “So I grew up knowing Michael very well and when he had his daughter, he always loved the name Paris and grew up being an uncle to me.

“So he asked my mom if it was okay and of course she said yes and I think she’s such a beautiful little girl and I’m proud we have the same name.”

Phew! For a minute there, I thought she was going to say she was proud to be little Paris’ role model! Though, I’m surprised that Hilton is being so cool about the fact that, since Jackson’s shock death and daughter Paris’ debut on his funeral stage, she’s been made redundant and will soon be known as “The Other Paris.”

Paris Hilton’s documentary airs on MTV on July 28.

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As of July 1, Johnny Depp, Paris Hilton, roast pork and Garfield will be banned from China – their images only, not the actual objects – because according to the Chinese government, they may be damaging to your moral health.

The Chinese government has just passed a new law that states all personal computers sold in the country from July 1 onwards must have special internet filter software installed that is specially designed to block pornographic and violent images from being downloaded.

Among these blocked images is an obnoxious cartoon cat, a jail-bait socialite, a dead pig and Captain Jack Sparrow.

While I fully support the banning of Paris Hilton’s face (and in some aspects, Garfield, too), no one should be forced to live without the option to stare at Johnny Depp. It’s almost criminal, really.

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Six Degrees of Paris Hilton, a new book by Mark Ebner, that profiles celebrity hanger-on Darnell Riley and spills the beans on a lot of Paris Hilton’s activities and they are not very flattering to the airheadess.

Included in the book are details about Tara Reid, solo porn star and MTV VJ Simon Rex, Playboy Playmates, and Girls Gone Wild owner Joe Francis. the common thread pervading all of them though is their association with Hilton.

Riley, who is serving time for robbing, sexually assaulting, and blackmailing Joe Francis, says that Paris was fully involved in her infamous sex tape and that there are more tapes in existence, which he claims to have possession of.

One tape shows Paris involved in all manner of illicit activities, including drugs, racism and taxicab fingerbangs, which she filmed.

Other insights include that Paris is so enamored with herself that she even took a video camera and filmed herself at her grandmother’s funeral, while the eulogy is being read.

Walking away from two black guys who invited Paris and Brandon Davis to a party for Eve’s new clothing line, Paris is heard to say, ‘Stupid Niggers’.

Charming and to think that people still defend this WOFTAM. I bet she calls out her own name during orgasm.

Sounds like an interesting book.

It seems I am not the only one who thinks Paris Hilton’s time had long passed.

Where she once had free reign at many A-list events, she is now not even being invited.

Normally that would be bad enough, but Paris just can’t seem to get her head around the fact that her time is well and truly over. Never one to know when she is not wanted, which I would say is very often, Paris decided to sneak into the Creative Artist Agency’s big post-Golden Globes party.

CAA’s Kevin Huvane caught site of Paris sneaking in and demanded she be removed from the premises.

On hearing that she was about to be chucked out of the party, Paris responded in the most appropriate way for her.

She hid in the toilet.

This chick has no shame.

Kevin was furious about her gatecrashing, yelling:

“Who let her in? She is not invited, and somebody had better get her out of here immediately!”

LAPD security and event planners had to wait for 15 minutes before she would leave the toilet and they could boot her from the party.

For most people, this would be embarrassing, but Paris is so self-indulgent, she probably craves even this kind of attention.

With Paris Hilton’s rapidly waning star candle getting ever closer to extinguishing itself, she did nothing to enhance her reputation during her Australian jaunt.

Hilton was frequently late for events, and offered very little in value when she deemed herself ready to arrive.

Scheduled to appear at 2:30pm at the Summafieldayze festival at Southport on the Gold Coast, Hilton decided to finally send word at 4:30pm that she had slept in and would show up when it stopped raining, even though her freeby VIP suite was indoors.

Paris finally appeared at 6:30pm, only four hours late. This comes on top of her being late for many other appearances to meet ‘fans’ and events.

Not only does Paris fail to live up to her obligations, but she also tries to tap everyone for free rides along the way.

Hilton repeatedly sent requests for private jets in Melbourne and Sydney, which were just as repeatedly turned down. Jet owners in Melbourne who, when asked to provide a free jet for scab-ass, responded: “That’ll be $11,000 thanks.”

There was no way Hilton was going to pay her own money for anything like a plane ride; I mean, who do these business people think they are. SHE is Paris HIlton, shouldn’t they be fawning at her back door to shower her with gifts?

Eventually, she managed to get a free ride on the private jet of former motorcycle champion Mick Doohan and his business associate Billy Cross.

Make the most of it Paris, your star has gone out and this Diva behaviour only makes it extinguish faster.

While once you may have got away with the lateness, as it was all part of the image and enigma, those days are past, just like you.

Socialite Paris Hilton wants to play Tinkerbell – the iconic Disney character, not her pet pooch of the same name.

Sources say that the Parisite is “desperate” to play the infamous fairy in Disney’s upcoming live-action version of Tinkerbell, which will see Peter Pan’s best friend transformed into a real girl.

“Paris had worked on her acting chops lately and showed some comedy prowess in her YouTube spoof of running for president,” one insider said. “Disney suits saw it and think she may be developing some comedic-actress potential.”

I wouldn’t be surprised if the Parisite gets the role as Tink. Disney seems to have a habit (of late) of collecting skanks and thrusting them centre-stage as role models for children everywhere.

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As reported here last month, the Paris Hilton flame has started to lose its flicker and here is further proof.

Paris was at a birthday party for designer Christian Audigier’s daughter, Crystal, and was booked to introduce the Pussycat Dolls.

When Audigier took the stage and yelled to the crowd, “Do you want to see Paris Hilton?”, the entire room, which had just cheered when they thought Britney Spears was coming – booed loudly. Paris was practically in tears and left without taking the stage.” [Source]

She has pretty much neem a poison challice for the career of anyone who has come in contact with her, so it is hardly surprising to see her being part of yesterday’s crowd.

What’s next, being banned from entering clubs because she simply isn’t ‘IN’ anymore?

After nine months of matching outfits, Paris Hilton and Benji Madden have called an end to their relationship.

Hilton’s rep confirmed the split on Tuesday, and said that although the pair still “love” each other, they’ve decided to simply remain “friends”.

“Even thought they are still in love, they felt it would be better to just be friends,” a source close to the heiress revealed.

Remaining friends is easier said than done, especially if Paris’ friends are to be believed. They say that the reason for the split wasn’t to keep their friendship in tact, but because the Parasite was sick and tired of Benji’s “overprotective and controlling” nature.

Another source said: “Benji was overprotective and controlling. He doesn’t get along with any of [Paris'] friends.

“Friends thought Paris had changed since being with Benji and she wants to be herself again.”

And by herself, I’m assuming she means getting back to her sex tape, drink-driving roots.

Now that they’ve gone their separate ways, does this mean their gig in Sydney is off?? One can only hope…

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