Lindsay’s Dad Calls Sam A Parasite

Lindsay Lohan’s father, Michale, has launched an attack on Samantha Ronson, calling her a parasite.

Michael claims that possessive Sam would not let Lindsay spend time with her family over the holiday period, calling Sam a bad influence and a parasite.

Michael has spoken out, after accusing Sam for penning the blog post on Lindsay’s MySpace page with nasty  about the fact he fathered an illegitimate daughter 14-years-ago.

Calling Ronson a dark, hideous and a disgusting representation of humanity, he says:

“I am 99 per cent certain that Lindsay’s blog was authored by Samantha,” he added.

Sounds about right to me.

Lindsay’s Dad Labels Ronson a “Parasite”

Lindsay Lohan’s estranged father, Michael Ronson, has admitted that he’s not so keen on his daughter’s latest love, Samantha Ronson.

While Mr. Lohan had previously told the press that he’s happy so long as his daughter is happy, he’s decided to come clean, revealing that he thinks lesbian DJ Ronson is nothing more than a “parasite” who’s taken over Lindsay’s life.

“I’m not happy,” Michael Lohan said. “Ever since [Lindsay] got out of rehab and all these people came back into her life, things haven’t been right.

“People like Samantha Ronson don’t need to be around Lindsay. She shouldn’t be dragging Lindsay around nightclubs. Who was Samantha Ronson before Lindsay Lohan? She was nobody. She is using her for her own gain. All these people have inserted themselves into her life like parasites, and it’s not right. I’m done with them.”

And Ronson wasn’t the only woman in Lindsay’s life who Michael had harsh words for. His ex-wife, Dina Lohan, he says, is “a kiss-ass.”

“Dina is a kiss-ass,” Michael ranted. “She’s just nice to everybody, trying to be friends with everyone, just so she can be on Lindsay’s good side. And it is wrong. She should be a mother first.”

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Paris Paid $138,000 For Breathing

$138,000, that’s what Parasite Hilton got paid for turning up at trendy Mayfair nightclub Mahiki on Monday night.

The Parasite was her usual reliable self, arriving two hours late, then leaving after 50 minutes ‘work’.

Worried club managers were phoning the Parasite to see where she was, and were told that she was having her hair and nails done, and she also had a catnap because she was tired after all her traveling. The club had paid the Parasite for three hours ‘work’, so they got totally gipped. Mind you, I think anyone who pays her for breathing in their vicinity needs therapy.

Her Parasiticness managed to milk nearly $200,000 for the week, with her appearance at Mahiki and another one at Crystal.

During her brief stay at Mahiki. she asked for champagne and shots, before moving onto $200 Treasure Chest cocktails.

The Parasite also spent 8 minutes of her 50 minutes at the club in the toilet, at a cost to the club of $22,000. Must have had a bad dose of the runs… Yeah, that’s it, I am sure….