You’d think for a couple about to get engaged that Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson would be all love and kisses, but it seems Lindsay is a little too insecure for all that.

Lindsay was out on the town in London at Chinawhite, where Ronson was DJing.

Knocking back vodka, Lindsay got pissed off with girls in the audience throwing their panties to Sam in the DJ booth and giving her their phone numbers.

Lindsay got her hangers on to move the other girls away, then crawled on all fours under the bar and nestled up to Sam on the decks and started hugging her.

All did not end there though. It seems Lindsay got some of her own back later, when she disappeared halfway through Sam’s set and was later found by Sam in their VIP booth, with another girl, who was stroking Lindsay’s arm and giggling with her. Sam instantly gave the girl the evil eye and she quickly left.

The happy couple then proceeded to make up.

“They went in for a full-on tongue sandwich, their hands all over each other. Nobody knew where to look.”

Afterwards, Sam performed a steamy lapdance for Lindsay to Katy Perry’s I Kissed A Girl. [Source]

If you have ever harbored the desire to get into Jessica Simpson’s panties, your wish will soon come true and no, this is not some sick new money making scheme thought up by her dad; actually wait, maybe it is.

Jessica is branching out to create her own line of bras and panties and associated sleepwear. The line will be available at major department stores.

Jessica had this to say about her new line:

“I like different lingerie for different occasions. I think that’s the best thing about it. You can feel sexy or girly depending on your mood.”

What she means here is that she likes to wear different lingerie, depending on whether it is a professional photographer taking the pics or her wearing it or her father.

Making, what now seems to be the traditional Hollywood transition from child star to adult star, Emma Watson decided that now she is 18, it is time to do a Britney.

This is not the first time Emma has flashed the panties, but this time she has taken it one step further. It is not quite the Full Britney, but getting very close.

This is the kind of post that got me banned by Google, so I hope you all enjoy. More uncensored HQ images after the link.

Proving that whatever the young ones can do, can be done better and with more class by an older chick.

Julianne Moore felt the need to spread em and put her crotch on display for May’s issue of Vogue Paris.

Mind you, she does look a little pained in her face – constipated perhaps???