P Diddy Weasel Changes Name Again

Sean P Diddy Weasel Combs has done it again and changed his name, this time back to Puff Daddy.

You have probably noticed how I always pay out on his constant name changes, and there is a reason for that; it’s just bloody stupid.

He has started using Puff Daddy again, rapping:

“They call me Puff Daddy… he’s back,” the mogul raps on the remix of O’Neal McKnight’s single “Check Your Coat.” (McKnight is Combs’ former stylist.)

“Yeah you heard me right – I said Puff Daddy,” he continues. “I’m about to back on that Puff Daddy sh*t.”

His MySpace page also has:

“This is your boy Puff Daddy!!! Yes Puff Daddy.”

His reps deny that he has resorted to his old moniker. Personally, I think that anything starting with a W and ending in ker will be fine.

Someone Dumps On P Diddy’s Star

Here is the moment everyone has been waiting for, the day Sean P Diddy Weasel Combs finally got his star.

When I posted about this the other day, I asked for people to send me photos of them having taken a big steaming dump on his star. The image above is the kind of thing we want to see.

You can see that he is not real happy about it either, what with his hand nearly landing in it. I bet he is shitty with the bloke behind him that nearly pushed him in it.

P Diddy’s $4m Party

Sean P Diddy Weasel Combs is splashing out a lazy $4m on a party this Friday night to celebrate getting his name on the Hollywood Wank of Fame.

Weasel has 10 private jets on standby to fly in his pals to his $20 million mansion in Beverly Hills.

Guests will be treated to $400,000 worth of luxury French Ciroc vodka, champagne to be flown in from New York (why not France?) and 300 white lily arrangements. Guests also get to take home a $400 doggy bag, which includes Estee Lauder Unforgivable Black perfume.

Ever the poser, Weasel will change into five different outfits during the night, including a tux, a smoking jacket, a pimp suit, a top hat and tails and a pyjama combo. Gee, that just has to be the highlight of the evening…

Beckham has pre-recorded a message saying:

“Well done mate, you earned it – Enjoy!”

Please!

Other guests include Victoria Beckham, Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Pharrell Williams, Eva Longoria and Mel B and Jamie Foxx who will give a toast in Weasel’s honour.

Once Diddy has his Hollywood Walk of Fame Star, I want someone to send me a photo of them taking a dump on it and I’ll post it here.