Brooke Hogan Says “No” to Playboy

And thank the stars that she did!!

Hulk Hogan’s tranny-like daughter has saved all our eyes a lot of pain and turned down an offer to pose nude in Playboy magazine.

Hogan’s rep told Usmagazine.com: “Brooke just didn’t feel that it was the right time. It’s not out of the question for the future, but we’ll have to see.”

Unfortunately, we still have to put up with Ms. Hogan prancing around in a string bikini on her MTV reality show, Brooke Knows Best.

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Lindsay Says “No” to Playboy

Lindsay Lohan has turned down over half a million dollars, saying “no” to an offer to pose nude for Playboy magazine.

The I Know Who Killed Me star was approached by the infamous men’s mag to take her gear off in a shoot worth US$700,000, and despite reportedly being strapped for cash, Lohan has declined the offer.

“If there’s nudity, then the answer’s no,” Lohan’s rep told the mag.

Funny… didn’t Lindsay pose for a nude Marilyn Munroe-inspired shoot for a rival mag a few months back?

Playboy’s not really missing out on much, anyway. Lindsay gave a flash (or three!) for free at last Sunday’s VMA’s.

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