Brad’s Baby Ban – About F’ing Time

Brad Pitt has finally come to some kind of sense and placed sperm bucket, Angelina Jolie on a baby ban. Brad has reportedly told Jolie he is done having kids for now.

For Angelina, this means no more stalking sperm clinics or shopping for babies in online catalogs.

Brad’s increased liking of a drink has been blamed on Jolie’s ridiculous baby demands, including her recent talk of more adoptions and biological kids.

It seems, Pitt has more responsibility in how he thinks the children should be raised, feeling guilty about how much time they spend in the care of nannies. For Jolie, this seems less of a concern than her chance of getting an Oscar this year.

Brad has been hitting the bottle more and more to deal with his issues at home.

I guess even if you are married to the one time ‘Sexiest Woman Alive’ doesn’t matter if she is as nutty as a fruitcake.

Personally I’d just spay her and be done with it.