AP reports that another of OJ Simpson’s former pals is writing a book on his relationship with Simpson.

In the book, ‘How I Helped O.J. Get Away With Murder: The Shocking Inside Story of Violence, Loyalty, Regret and Remorse’ (bloody long title for a book) Mike Gilbert alleges that after his acquittal, Simpson, high on marijuana confessed to killing his former wife.

Gilbert also claims to have shown Simpson how to bloat his hands so they wouldn’t fit into the bloody gloves.

Of killing Nicole, Simpson supposedly said.

“If she hadn’t opened that door with a knife in her hand … she’d still be alive.”

OJ’s people obviously deny any of the details and accuse Gilbert of being a broke-ass drug addict, not too far removed from OJ I’d say.

For once, I think Nicole Bitchie is right.

Nicole is pissed that Parasite Hilton is trying to “copy” her life.

Hilton reportedly wants to follow in her friend’s footsteps by having a baby after hooking up with the brother of Richie’s fiancé Joel Madden. She would want a magazine cover like the one above.

It is bad enough that Parasite gets to go on tour with the and, while Nicole stays at home playing mum.

“Nicole was already upset when Paris started dating Benji – it all happened too fast for her liking. Then Nicole couldn’t go on tour with them because she had to stay home and look after her young daughter Harlow.

“She is furious Paris is out there gallivanting with her boyfriend and his brother. If Paris gets pregnant, Nicole is going to go ballistic. She thinks Paris copies everything she does.”

You would think she would be totally familiar with the way Paris operates by now. Paris craves attention so much that she will do anything for it. Her time has come and gone (thank God), but she is still trying everything to cling to any last semblance of celebrity, so great is her craving. The remaking of her image with the Bible and charity stuff didn’t last long at all, because it didn’t have the effect she wanted, so what better way to grab attention then to spit out a sprog.