Lily Allen Googles Herself 10 Times Each Day

Lily Allen is a bit of an irrelevance to me, which she should enjoy reading, on one of her forays in the Googling herself 10 times each day.

The latest inane statement to come out of her mouth is her desire to shed her clothes in front of the cameras.

Hasn’t she already flashed enough flesh that no one wanted to see?

“I’m just very comfortable in my body,” she admits to Extra in an interview. “I wouldn’t do it in a ‘Hey-Look-At-My-Boobs kind of way. ‘ ”

On her gogling activities, she had this to say:

“I Google myself about ten times a day and that’s the truth,” she says of keeping up with the latest gossip. “They bother me if they’re inaccurate in which case I sue… In which case it doesn’t bother me because I make money out of it!”

Kind of a contradiction whouldn’t you say? They bother her if they’re inaccurate in which case she sues… In which case it doesn’t bother her.More like she gets her revenge.

A word of advice, keep your clothes on, as very few people really want to see you naked. Now, if you were Katy Perry, that would be a different thing.

Simon Cowell Says He Is Not Gay

In a long interview with the UK’s DailyMail, Simon Cowell has come out and claimed he is not gay.

Normally, when a celeb makes these kind of statements, I take it with a grain of salt, but in Simon’s case, I actually believe him.

Says Simon:

“I am quite happy single. I am friends with all my exes and I enjoy their company, but I keep crazy hours.

So until I sort out what I am going to do in the next couple of years, or beyond, it is very difficult to think about something like that.

Of course, there have long been rumours, which just won’t go away, that Cowell is gay.

In this business, if you were gay it wouldn’t be a problem, would it? It is not exactly unusual to be gay in the music business or the TV business. It is 2009, after all. So if you are, you are; if you are not, you are not.’

And you are not? ‘I am not gay,’ he says, stubbing out his last cigarette and preparing to go back downstairs to the Britain’s Got Talent bear pit.”

As I said, I belive him when he says he is not gay; unless extreme narcissism falls into that category.

To me, Simon is the kind of guy who is more likely to call out his own name while performing self flagellation upon himself. I can also see him bottling any bodily emissions to keep for posterity.