Staralicious » midget http://www.staralicious.com An Aussie Take On Celebrity News and Gossip Thu, 03 Sep 2009 10:07:37 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8 en hourly 1 Tiny Tom Tricks Out Cars With Bulletproof Glass http://www.staralicious.com/tiny-tom-tricks-out-cars-with-bulletproof-glass/ http://www.staralicious.com/tiny-tom-tricks-out-cars-with-bulletproof-glass/#comments Tue, 17 Jun 2008 00:06:52 +0000 staralicious http://www.staralicious.com/tiny-tom-tricks-out-cars-with-bulletproof-glass/ Tiny Tom Cruise

I love seeing photos of Tom and Katie, where she makes him look like a midget in spite of his high lift shoes, just like this pic I posted of them nearly two years ago.

Alright, so there may be a slight difference, with him having one foot in the gutter. I said gutter, not closet!

Anyway, I digress. This post is about Tom Tom and his bulletproof cars. In Touch Weekly reports that Tom is so concerned for his family’s safety that he has had all of them fitted with bulletproof windows and bombproof panels. On top of that, each of Tom’s chauffeurs are professionally trained defensive drivers.

Chauffeurs?

How many does he have?

OK, I can go with the armor plating and the bulletproof glass, but I am not sure if I would be tricking out a performance car with an extra ton of weight.

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