Modesty: who needs it? Certainly not Megan Fox.

The actress told a packed Comic-Con audience that she was “pretty sexy” in her new film, Jennifer’s Body (to be released on September 18). She also hinted at a hot girl-on-girl kiss which occurs in the movie, something which Fox would get more than a little kick out of, given her sexual orientation.

“I’m think I’m pretty sexy [in Jennifer's Body],” Fox said at a press conference for the film. “The movie is SO sexy! You better put on your sexy shoes for this movie!”

In the film, Fox continued, “there’s sort of a hint of, a little bit of a lesbian relationship that happens. There’s a girl-on-girl kiss.

“And beyond that, before every kill there is a seduction that occurs. The boys have to be seduced to get in close enough to the dead girl in order for her to devour them.”

The premise for the movie is pretty simple: Fox basically spends the majority of the time eating young men, seducing boys and girls alike, whilst covered in a liberal amount of blood – your typical horror film, in other words.

But don’t expect Fox to criticize Jennifer’s Body like she did Revenge of The Fallen. The 23-year-old said that she “loved” starring in her new horror film because “it’s so unapologetic and completely inappropriate at all times.”

The actress explained: “There are no robots to distract you from whatever performance I do give. So if it’s terrible, you’re going to know that it’s terrible! That of course is intimidating, but I think the character was so much fun for me. And I wasn’t really sure what I was doing. I was just trying to have fun with it.”

“I sort of felt like I was being able to make fun of my own image, sort of, as to how some people might perceive Megan Fox to be,” she added. “I was just sort of flying freely and I hope some of it worked.”

If her performance is anything like the one she gave in the Transformers sequel, then I think I can safely predict that Jennifer’s Body is going to suck because of Fox’s less than mediocre acting ability.

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Megan Fox has turned down a role as a Bond girl in the latest 007 film, not because of a clashing work schedule, but because she believes she’s too good an actress to be used simply as a piece of meat on a big screen.

According to a source, Fox has no desire to be labeled as “Bond 23,” and would “rather be a more central part of a movie.”

Fox believes, the source said, that she’s more leading lady material than a meat wagon, and doesn’t want to be an accessory.

If that’s the case, then what was she doing coming back for Transformers 2, a movie where she spent more than ninety per cent of the time greased up with her boobs pushed up to her neck?

Oh, wait, she poo-pooed that film, too. My bad.

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Michael Bay certainly has a strange way of conducting auditions for his films.

Australian actress Isabel Lucas auditioned in the front seat of his car.

Megan Fox auditioned on his car. And Bay filmed it.

According to Jason Solomons of Britain’s Guardian, Fox’s first Transformers audition involved the buxom brunette washing Bay’s Ferrari… while he filmed it.

“[Bay] made her wash his Ferrari while he filmed her,” Solomons said. “[Fox] said she didn’t know what had happened to that footage. When I put it to Bay himself, he looked suitably abashed – ‘Er, I don’t know where it is either.’”

Sounds like someone’s taken that particular video for their private collection. Hmm.

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The biggest movie of 2009 – if the hundreds of screaming fans in plush seats all around me are any indication – is about to begin.

It smells like a blockbuster: the popcorn is crisp, fresh, and oh-so-tantilisingly buttery.

It sounds like a blockbuster: the aisles are packed with the stampede of dozens of annoying, adolescent feet; the theatre is packed with the drone of fanatical chatter; and the seat next to me is occupied by an over-zealous Autobot extremist.

But is it a blockbuster? Well, I’m about to find out.

I’m thinking technically yes, as the opening credits roll. Yes, because Steven Spielberg is listed as Executive Producer, and I’m stumped to find a project Spielberg has ever fucked up. I mean, isn’t he the golden man of cinema or some shit like that?

The technically part comes in under a category I perhaps should have mentioned at the very beginning: I’m not a Transformers fan, not even a little bit. Sure, I can appreciate the dazzle of the pretty-pretty effects, courtesy of Industrial Light and Magic; the comedic relief of the Witwicky parents (Kevin Dunn and Julie White) and Mojo the dog (who has accumulated a submissive friend since the first film).

What I don’t/can’t appreciate is the ridiculously corny dialogue, Shia LaBeouf’s dreadfully irritating presence, and Megan Fox’s apparent role as the oiled-up, half-naked female meat wagon. Oh, and I can’t not mention the pointless ten-minute fight sequence between Optimus Prime and Megatron that could have been reduced to a thirty-second skirmish, if only Optimus had remembered he had awesome, orange glowing claws that can cut through anything before he was on the verge of losing.

I apologise in advance (well, maybe not exactly in advance, since I’m technically mid-rant here) to all those Transformers fans out there, who I’m sure thought this follow-up to the 2007 blockbuster was beyond fantastic, and the best thing they’ve seen this year. I just don’t get the series as a whole, and I’m sure that’s at least part of why I have such a problem with this film. Well, that, and the complete and utter lack of any half-decent eye candy, which makes it even more painful for this reviewer to sit through a 140-odd-minute film with a laughable plot.

This is the part where all you red-blooded women out there ask the all-important question: But isn’t Fergie’s hunky hubby, Josh Duhamel, in this movie? The answer in short, is yes; Duhamel does reprise his role as the stereotypical soldier Major Lennox, however, I’m left a little disappointed with his part in the film.

I mean, there’s no denying Josh Duhamel is a spunk rat – his years as the suave Danny on the television series Las Vegas have proved that; and yes, he looks good in Revenge of the Fallen, all lathered up in sweat and grime as he is. But he’s severely under-used.

Duhamel’s crowning glory in the film is running around with an over-sized gun looking a bit of a douchebag and faux crying over the ‘death’ of a big, shiny, robot-alien dude.

Now, Australia’s own Isabel Lucas, on the other hand, breathes some much-needed life into a franchise that seems to be all about packing as much silliness, firepower and toilet humour into a two-and-something hour space of time as possible.

I’m not just harping on the Australian factor (though that does help). I honestly believe that Lucas does a bang-up job in her portrayal of a regulation college hottie who tries to seduce bumbling hero-boy, Sam Witwicky (Shia LaBeouf).

Of course, there’s more to Lucas’ Alice than ‘meets the eye,’ but I’m not going to elaborate on that – you’ll just have to see the film. Let’s just say that if I were a lesbian, Lucas would be a bigger draw card for me than grease hussy Megan Fox.

Pity she only has about seven minutes of screen time in total before she’s toast.

As for Fox and LaBeouf, well… there’s not really much I can say. Their respective performances sort of speak for themselves.

In short, Revenge of the Fallen is a blockbuster film. It has enough of the glitz and the glamour, the big name producers, directors and stars, and a fan base of the global economy’s highest hopes – teenagers, the true weapons of mass consumption. I think I can safely say that Transformers will be one of the year’s highest grossing films, if not the highest.

The movie is a two-and-a-half hour roller coaster ride of stunning special effects, cheesy character interaction and greased-up, hot bodies of young Hollywood’s cream of the crop. Cinematic sugar, I think one reviewer said.

I couldn’t agree more. I left Transformers 2 with a massive pain in my jaw that had absolutely nothing to do with the choc-top ice-cream I consumed while watching it.

It was from the cringing. Cinematic sugar, indeed.

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is in cinemas across Australia now.

The first trailer for new Diablo Cod-penned horror film Jennifer’s Body has been released by the filmmakers.

Dubbed a “red band” trailer, director Karyn Kusama, writer Diablo Cody and producer Jason Reitman released the short clip to a global audience, after leading actress Megan Fox (who plays the blood-thirsty title character, Jennifer) put a trailer in front of Sascha Baron Cohen’s alias Bruno this week.

The trio released a statement along with the trailer, explaining their decision to beat Fox to the punch. The statement reads:

“Fox is putting a trailer of Jennifer’s Body in front of Bruno this Friday. Great, right? Only problem is it’s not our trailer. It’s kind of a straight horror preview and while we’re sure it’ll appeal to many of you, we wanted to make sure you guys got to see our cut… Let’s call it the ‘filmmaker’s cut.’

“We think it captures the comedy and scares of the horror films we grew up on – a kind of nostalgia for when horror films were fun. Can’t wait to show you the whole film… In the meantime, here’s the red band trailer we wanted our fans to see.

- Karyn, Diablo and Jason.”

To view the red band trailer of the much-anticipated film (in which Megan Fox gets nekkid), click here.

We all knew it, and now Fox’s Transformers director Michael Bay has come forward and admitted that yes, Megan Fox is a tad ridiculous.

This statement comes after Fox, 23, slammed her own movie – yes, you heard it right – and the direction of blockbuster movie maker Michael Bay.

Fox recently told Entertainment Weekly: “I mean, I can’t s— on this movie because it did give me a career and open all these doors for me. But I don’t want to blow smoke up people’s a–. People are well aware that this is not a movie about acting.”

Bay’s response? He “100 percent disagrees” with Fox.

“Well, that’s Megan Fox for you,” the director told Wall Street Journal. “She says some very ridiculous things because she’s 23 years old and she still has a lot of growing to do.

“You roll your eyes when you see statements like that and think, ‘Okay Megan, you can do whatever you want. I got it.’”

The director then went on to name-drop just a little bit, a sort of Hollywood A-List justification that no, his movies don’t suck after all, and yes, they’re all about the acting. Kinda.

“Nick Cage wasn’t a big actor when I cast him, nor was Ben Affleck before I put him in Armageddon. Shia LaBeouf wasn’t a big movie star before he did Transformers - and then he exploded. Not to mention Will Smith and Martin Lawerence, from Bad Boys,” Bay said.

He added: “Nodoby in the world knew about Megan Fox until I found her and put her in Transformers.

“I like to think that I’ve had some luck in building actors’ careers with my films.”

In others words, Bay is telling Fox to be a little more grateful, because he’s the reason she’s famous.

If I was Bay, I’d just cast some Megan Fox look-a-like in the third Transformers film and be done with it. And then say tough titties, Megan.

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Megan Fox says she is not beautiful or sexy, saying she looks more like US rock star Ted Nugent with a black wig.

Fox, who was voted the Sexiest Woman In The World by FHM this year, doesn’t rate herself in the looks department.

Mind you, I think she has low-grade skank down pat, maybe she is rehearsing that role for a part.

You can take the girl out of the hooker, but you can’t take the hooker out of the girl…

And there’s plenty more shots where that came from! To see more of Megan pouting her way down the red carpet for the L.A. prem of LaBeouf’s new film, Eagle Eye, follow the jump.

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Transformers star Megan Fox has admitted that she was once in love with a female stripper.

The 22-year-old made the shock revelation in the October issue of GQ magazine, adding that although she had a relationship with a woman – back when she was just 18 – it didn’t make her a lesbian.

“Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided – oh man, sorry, mommy! – that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop,” Fox explained. “I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita.”

Fox said that she tried a number of times to coax her Russian stripper girlfriend away from her line of work by bringing her gifts, but they didn’t seem to work. However, Fox admitted that Nikita was very talented.

“[Nikita would do] these beautiful slow dances to Aerosmith ballads,” Fox said.

Despite her forary into lesbian sex, Fox is adamant that she’s not a lesbian.

“Look, I’m not a lesbian,” the actress insisted. “I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes.”

And would Megan slip beneath the covers with another female, given the opportunity? You betcha!

“I could see myself in a relationship with a girl [for sure],” Fox said. “Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing.”

“And lately I’ve been obsessed with Jenna Jameson,” Fox added.

Sounds like Megan’s a little more into the whole “pink taco” scene than she’s willing to admit…

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Megan Fox went in for a bit of a self-grope during a break on the set of her new movie, Transformers 2.

She must have been trying to sex up her image a little more… rumour has it the only tips she’s received from the director on set is to just “look sexy”. Sounds like it’s gonna be a greeeat movie.

More shots from the movie set after the jump.

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