Paris Hilton’s Rapidly Fading Star

With Paris Hilton’s rapidly waning star candle getting ever closer to extinguishing itself, she did nothing to enhance her reputation during her Australian jaunt.

Hilton was frequently late for events, and offered very little in value when she deemed herself ready to arrive.

Scheduled to appear at 2:30pm at the Summafieldayze festival at Southport on the Gold Coast, Hilton decided to finally send word at 4:30pm that she had slept in and would show up when it stopped raining, even though her freeby VIP suite was indoors.

Paris finally appeared at 6:30pm, only four hours late. This comes on top of her being late for many other appearances to meet ‘fans’ and events.

Not only does Paris fail to live up to her obligations, but she also tries to tap everyone for free rides along the way.

Hilton repeatedly sent requests for private jets in Melbourne and Sydney, which were just as repeatedly turned down. Jet owners in Melbourne who, when asked to provide a free jet for scab-ass, responded: “That’ll be $11,000 thanks.”

There was no way Hilton was going to pay her own money for anything like a plane ride; I mean, who do these business people think they are. SHE is Paris HIlton, shouldn’t they be fawning at her back door to shower her with gifts?

Eventually, she managed to get a free ride on the private jet of former motorcycle champion Mick Doohan and his business associate Billy Cross.

Make the most of it Paris, your star has gone out and this Diva behaviour only makes it extinguish faster.

While once you may have got away with the lateness, as it was all part of the image and enigma, those days are past, just like you.

Robbie Williams To Replace Dannii Minogue On X Factor

Shit, you know your career has hit the skids when you have to resort to appearing on television shows with other ‘B’ and ‘C’ list stars.

While Dannii Minogue has always boobed around the perifery of stardom, never quite reaching the heights of her more famous sister, Kylie, her appearance on the UK’s X Factor raised her profile enough to be a one time fling for that pommy Formula 1 champion!

Normally this kind of show is for reserecting has-beens to give them one last glimpes of stardom and fame before turning up their toes; very few (if any) current stars would be seen dead on a show such as this, so it is with great sadness to Mrs Staralicious that I report that Danni Minogue’s spot of the X Factor is said to be taken for 2009 by none other than Robbie Williams.

One of Simon Coward’s cronies has this to say:

“Robbie is perfect for the job and Simon is confident that he is going to get him to sign.

“Dannii has had a good couple of years on the show, but Simon wants to revamp the panel.

“Robbie’s cheeky attitude and success in the business make him the perfect candidate.”

I don’t doubt that Robbie has the personality for the show, but what a come down, although I guess it is better than his other choice of being a full-time Ufologist….

Zoltan The Robosexual

Do not click this link if you are easily offended, this story is not for those with discerning tastes. Read more