Robert Pattinson Wants Out

Robert Pattinson is apparently so homesick and so over the hype that has surrounded him since starring in last year’s blockbuster smash, Twilight, that he is seriously considering moving back to London to escape it all.

The hunky Brit, who has just been in the U.K. filming Remember Me, is so depressed with his life back in New York City that he’s even got his co-stars worried about his mental state.

“He’s so skinny and stressed,” says a source on the set of Remember Me. “Everyone on set is worried about him.”

What has the young actor so moody? The screaming Twilight fan girls – dubbed ‘The Twihards’ – the follow him everywhere and don’t give him a moment of peace.

“Robert is dying to get back home,” an inside revealed. “He’s so over everything. He’s overwhelmed by all the girls – they terrify him! He says girls grab his neck and clothing all of the time, and he’s not used to that. Fans don’t do that to him in London. Everyone there is a little cooler about the fame thing, which is what he’s used to.”

While Pattinson hasn’t said outright that he regrets taking the iconic role of teenage vampire heartthrob Edward Cullen in the Twilight franchise, he has admitted that the constant female attention and screaming young girls bring him to tears – and not in a good way.

The insider continued: “Robert doesn’t understand why everyone is going so crazy over him.

“He’s embarrassed by the way girls throw themselves at him. The girls [in NYC] are stalking him. He stayed in two different hotels over the course of four days just to try to escape the fans who were following him. He’s afraid that if he gives a hand, they’ll take the whole arm. He’s being advised by security not to encourage the crowd, so he doesn’t even look up anymore.”

The next Twilight film, New Moon – the second in a series of four – will be released later this year.

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Paris Hilton Moving In On Lady GaGa

Lady GaGa needs to steer clear of this one.

Last night she hooked up with Paris Hilton at the Nokia 5800 launch party in London.

Hilton is in London to promote her new show, Paris Hilton’s British Best Friend, although it looks like she is trying to move onto Lady and get some of the attention falling upon her, saying to MTVUK:

“I don’t usually get excited to meet anyone but Lady Ga Ga is her own thing, she knows what she’s doing and her music is like no other,” said Hilton.
“She writes all her own music and has a style that is so innovative and modern and futuristic that no one has even thought of it yet and I love that. She’s a trend setter.”

Yuck!!

My advice to Lady is to steer clear before the curse of Paris infects you as well.

Lindsay And Sam’s Jealous Night Out

You’d think for a couple about to get engaged that Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson would be all love and kisses, but it seems Lindsay is a little too insecure for all that.

Lindsay was out on the town in London at Chinawhite, where Ronson was DJing.

Knocking back vodka, Lindsay got pissed off with girls in the audience throwing their panties to Sam in the DJ booth and giving her their phone numbers.

Lindsay got her hangers on to move the other girls away, then crawled on all fours under the bar and nestled up to Sam on the decks and started hugging her.

All did not end there though. It seems Lindsay got some of her own back later, when she disappeared halfway through Sam’s set and was later found by Sam in their VIP booth, with another girl, who was stroking Lindsay’s arm and giggling with her. Sam instantly gave the girl the evil eye and she quickly left.

The happy couple then proceeded to make up.

“They went in for a full-on tongue sandwich, their hands all over each other. Nobody knew where to look.”

Afterwards, Sam performed a steamy lapdance for Lindsay to Katy Perry’s I Kissed A Girl. [Source]

Paris Hilton Upskirt

In an obvious attempt to put herself back on the front of mags across the globe, heiress Parisite Hilton went back to basics during a trip to London, re-inventing one of her old tricks.

Welcome back, the upskirt!!

Unfortunately for Paris, those Brits aren’t really into gazing at tranny Americans’ snatches. NSFW shot available after the jump.

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Mischa Snubs Cannes Premiere of Lesbian Film

Former O.C. starlet Mischa Barton has been criticized for failing to attend the scheduled premiere of her new movie, You And I, in Cannes, because she thought the film was “awful” and “didn’t want to be involved in the project.”

Barton, who turned 22 in January, opted to party at Chopard’s Cannes bash instead of attending the premiere. She pulled out of all promotional work for the film earlier in the day, saying she was going home, but a source has revealed Mischa was still on the Riviera and drinking champers when You And I was due to debut.

The source apparently asked the young actress why she wasn’t at the premiere, to which Mischa snapped: “I was never due to go.” Not a very good argument, considering she was in partying in Cannes at the time.

In the film, Mischa plays one of two teenage girls who attend a t.A.T.u. concert in Moscow and fall in love. Bandmembers Lena and Yulia play themselves in the cross-continental film. As you all know, t.A.T.u. is the Russian girl band who’ve made a controversial come-back, appearing naked in their new music video for the track, Beliy Plachik.

The plotline is pretty simple: “[The girls] are swept into a dangerous world of obsession, drug abuse and murder.” Sounds a lot like the plot to Lindsay Lohan’s D-grade stripper romp, I Know Who Killed Me.

Here are some pics of Mischa from Britain’s Best 2008 Awards in London. Read more