Russell Brand Beds 80 Women A Month – Goes For Quantity Not Quality

One-time boyfriend of Kate Moss, Russell Brand, in an interview with GQ magazine, claims he beds 80 women a month.

He claims he is getting to the burnout stage though, saying:

“Sometimes I think, ‘Come on, have a day off!”

He also regrets bedding a 61-year-old in his youth.

“She was certainly not a young woman. She was in a position of authority in my life. I didn’t cover myself in glory that night.”
“It was a formidable and unusual occurrence, and I weren’t yet ready for such challenges to my narrow-minded understanding of bodily aesthetics.”
“Just because you can do something doesn’t mean you should.”

Brand obviously believes in quantity over quality and I think he may be telling a few lies about the gender of his conquests. The guy screams gay to me.

Angelina’s Bodyguard To Tell All

Angelina Jolie’s former bodyguard, Mickey Brett, is planning a tell-all book that will bring lift the lid on her sordid affair with Brad Pitt, while he was still married to Jennifer Aniston.

This revelation comes, despite repeated attempts by the pair to deny that their affair happened while Pitt was still with Aniston.

Jolie is reportedly looking at trying to block the book, although this would appear to be unsuccessful, as Brett never signed a confidentiality agreement.

The contents are said to be explosive (aren’t they always?), with Brett knowing everything about Jolie’s life, including intimate details of her relationship with Pitt. Other details said to be in the book, include how Jolie cheated on Pitt with another woman.

Madonna Goes Into PR Overdrive

In a desperate attempt to get her carefully manipulated reputation back to where she wants it, Madonna’s PR has gone into overdrive.

Since her split from Guy Richie and the revelations that she is a domineering, controlling manipulator (no surprises there), Madonna’s popularity has taken a pummeling. Her recent single Miles Away was her first ever single not to crack the UK Top 20.

In light of all the bad press she has received, Madonna is striking back, having her employees release nice things about her.

This is what her Equestrian trainer has to say about her:

“She’s really good fun and very driven, listens to what you say and just wants to do it and improve,” said Daisy Trayford. “You can always get somewhere with someone like that. When I started teaching her she hadn’t jumped at all and now she can jump a course of 1.05m. Jumping and hacking are her two favourite things.

“She’s very friendly and we have been to things like Christmas drinks and her 50th birthday party and met lots of stars.”

Oh shucks, don’t it make you all warm inside.

Madonna’s fitness trainer goes further:

“Madonna’s consistent and she doesn’t ever make excuses. Nothing has changed since the divorce, Madonna hasn’t changed.”

“I never trained Guy and I wouldn’t want to.”

“Madonna will never look her age. She doesn’t even look half her age – she looks 19.”

“She’s so motivated. She organizes her time so she can train – she makes an appointment to do it and she keeps it, but two hours is the most she ever exercises in a day.”

“She relaxes but she’s smart, she knows that if she stops exercising she will have loose skin tone. Why should we criticize someone who works hard, is consistent and gets results because they’re smart with their time?”

“I tell people to be thankful that Madonna is showing that it’s possible to be ageless – people should applaud and celebrate that. Anybody who criticizes her is just jealous!”

“If you see her live she looks unbelievable, she’s a one-off, but what puts people off is that she does it all with hard work. It’s not expensive creams or treatments.”

What a load of bollocks. She looks bloody terrible. Not only does she look old, but all the exercise has her veins standing out and arms that look as sinewy as a dried out Christmas turkey.

Madonna is so controlling, that no one in her inner circle is allowed to release any comment about her without her approval; even close friend Gwyneth Paltrow took a severe tongue lashing for speaking to the media about Madonna, so you know that all these ‘feel good’ statements are not only condoned by Madonna, but instigated by her.

Someone needs to get over herself, just like everyone else has.

Swayze Denies He’s “Near Death”

Patrick Swayze has denied that he’s on his last legs in his fight with pancreatic cancer, and that his reported “tearful farewell” with his family is nothing more than a normal holiday celebration.

In fact, despite still suffering from the debilitating illness, Swayze says that he’s in good spirits and is feeling great.

“The only thorn in my side being that many tabloids have been consistently reporting lies and false information about me and those close to me,” Swayze, 56, said.

He added: “They’re [the tabloids] reporting that I’m on my last legs and saying goodbye to my tearful family [but it's not true].”

“Pancreatic cancer is an aggressive disease and from the moment I was diagnosed, I knew I was in for the fight of my life,” Swayze said.

“It’s a battle, and so far, I’ve been winning. I’m one of the lucky few that responds well to treatment.”

Swayze has just returned home to spend the holiday season with his family after finishing work on his new television series, The Beast.

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