Kevin Federline is a Fatty

Kevin Federline, the onetime husband of pop star Britney Spears, has certainly packed on the pounds since their divorce, with the wannabe rapper nearly unrecognisable at a California sporting event on Monday.

Still with his trademark shaved head, a not-so-svelt Federline shocked onlookers at the Ryan Sheckler X Games Celebrity Classic, with one employee remarking, “Man, that’s a belly on him! That’s K-Fed?!?”

Federline, 31, was seen sipping on cocktails and smoking cigarettes with new partner, Victoria Prince, at the event on Monday; however, it wasn’t Prince who stuck up for her man, but Federline’s baby mama and ex, Shar Jackson.

“It’s daddy weight!” Jackson told Usmagazine.com. “When you are a full time parent, sometimes you can’t focus on you. If gaining a few pounds is your only problem, life’s not too bad!”

If that’s the case, then it looks like Federline needs to hang back on his caviar and champagne diet, because, like the good proverb says, less IS more. And for those of you who can’t quite remember (it’s not like Federline was an uber celebrity or anything, so you’d be forgiven if you didn’t), this is what K-Fed used to look like… back when he had plans for musical domination and all that.

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Kevin Federline’s Story

For the first time since splitting with Britney in November of 2006, Kevin Federline has come clean and told what he says is “his” side of the story.

The wannabe rapper spoke candidly to People magazine about his tumultuous last couple of years, dishing the dirt on everything from ex-wife Britney Spears, to his children, and that now infamous night when Spears locked herself in a bathroom with their youngest son and threatened suicide.

P: Do you remember when you first met Britney?

K: I met her at a club in Hollywood, Joseph’s. Our eyes met and that was it. We just hit it off right away. I learned real fast how much of a whirlwind the press and everything was.

P: What are your happiest memories of the marriage?

K: Well, getting married. I never thought that I would get married but it wound up happening. That was a really, really, happy, exciting moment. I pretty much realized that I was giving my life to her, and I was doing it without question.

P: What went wrong?

K: It’s hard enough to be in a marriage, and then have a kid, then kids, it changes everything. For me, I’d become more concerned with my children. Not that I ignored Britney, but my kids are always most important… I mean, we were having complications. I didn’t give her an ultimatum, but I was trying to work stuff out with her, and she didn’t even talk to me or anything and went behind my back and filed [for divorce]. [I was] completely blindsided.

P: A lot of people assumed you fought for custody of the kids because of money.

K: My first question to [my lawyer] was, “Am I ever going to be able to see my children?” I told him that I would spend every last dime that I had to make sure that my children are okay. That’s all that mattered. I didn’t know how much power Britney had. That really scared me.

P: How did you react in January when Britney locked herself in the bathroom with Jayden and was later taken to the hospital on a gurney?

K: That whole night is a blur. You want to talk about one of my lowest points of depression, that was probably one of them. I was very, very worried for her ’cause I care about her. That’s the mother of my children. Just because I’m not in love with her doesn’t mean that I don’t love her. I’m definitely rooting for her. There’s nothing more that I want than for her to be in the best health and doing what she loves to do.

P: Are things getting better?

K: Oh, man, it’s totally turning around. It works out that [the kids] get to see her. There’s structure over there, there’s structure at my house. We’re trying to keep the same type of schedule. It doesn’t have to be completely perfect, but the foundation is there.

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Britney Pregnant With K-Fed’s Love Child?

Her pals say Britney’s bloated stomach is nothing more than excess “water retention,” but sources close to Spears have revealed today that she is, in fact, pregnant, as we here at Staralicious have speculated.

The 26-year-old, whose recent appearances on the hit show How I Met Your Mother have been applauded, is reportedly desperate for a daughter, and hopes the baby she’s carrying now will finally give her the girl she’s always wanted.

However, the real shock isn’t the fact that Spears is pregnant for a third time, but that she’s pregnant with ex-husband Kevin Federline’s baby… again!

“Brit’s desperate for a baby girl and she always wanted Kevin to be the daddy,” the source said. “She wants her daughter to have the same father as her sons and for them all to be one happy family.”

The source added that Britney called Kevin recently to tell him the happy news. No word yet on how the wannabe rapper took the news, though chances are he’ll be rejoicing in yet another payday: the Spears/Federline custody battle for Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 20 months, is still on-going, and K-Fed looks set to walk away with $58,000 a month in child support payments.

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