Justin Timberlake is planning to write a book about golf, sources close to the singer say.

While no one knows exactly what the so-called golf book will include, Entertainment Weekly believes it will center around Timberlake “golfing” with other celebrities. Sounds absolutely thrilling.

It’s no wonder, then, that the Alpha Dog star hasn’t managed to secure a publishing deal yet, though he’s reportedly been busy shopping around the proposal for the past month.

Here’s hoping no one picks it up.

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Yes, you read right: pop superstar Justin Timberlake and Hollywood’s resident prankster, Ashton Kutcher, are at war… over trucker caps.

According to Timberlake, Kutcher has declared that he was responsible for the trucker cap craze that swept the globe in recent years, but the Sexy/Back singer insists that this isn’t true.

“It’s funny, I keep hearing Ashton Kutcher say how he was responsible for trucker caps,” Timberlake told supplement magazine Fashion Rocks. “[But my best friend Trace Ayala and I] were wearing them when we were seventeen.”

Yes… but was Timberlake as famous and as influential at seventeen as he is now? I think not.

Kutcher is yet to comment on Timberlake’s attempted stealing of his “trucker cap phenomenon” crown, though he’ll no doubt be a little miffed.

Here’s hoping for a violent, Punk’d-style retaliation.

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Super Macho Justin Timberlake…..

Sorry, couldn’t help myself. I’ll start again.

Super Nancy Boy Justin Timberlake, has admitted he got his panties in such a knot when he met his sports idol, Michale Jordan, that he actually eed his pants.

Living up to his name, Timberlake, recounted how excited he got himself on meeting his Airness and being told that Michael was a fan of his music.

“When I was young… I wanted to be Michael Jordan. It was weird, I heard (Gary Wright song) Dreamweaver in my head when he walked in the room.

“He was like, `Hey man, my kids and I, we’re big fans of your music,’ and I was like, `That’s cool…’ Up until the point where he walked away and I realised I had peed a little.”

Yep, a real macho man that Justin…..

Peed a little, what is he, incontinent, or just a big girls blouse?

Rumour has it that Justin Timberlake is finally ready to settle down and get married, and it’s all because of latest beau, Jessica Biel.

The SexyBack singer is apparently set to pop the question to his actress girlfriend, after time apart made him realize that she is ‘the one.’

“Justin is 27 and thinking about marriage and kids,” a source revealed. “For the first time in his life he is feeling settled and has definitely decided to pop the question to Jessica.

“He is so happy with her. They spent quite a bit of time apart recently when Justin was working with Madonna. That made him certain Jessica was the person he wanted to spend the rest of his life with.”

His decision to propose couldn’t have come at a better time, with another source hinting that the I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry star is expecting.

“There are rumours about a baby being on the way,” the source said.

Even though the diamond isn’t quite on Jessica’s finger, Timberlake has already started on the wedding plans, and has his heart set on the exclusive 1,400-acre privately owned island of Mustique in the West Indies for the wedding venue. The singer plans to fly all their family and friends to the island, which he is sure will stop any paparazzi from photographing the private ceremony.

Added the source: “To get all his friends and family to Mustique will cost a fortune but he can’t put a price on how he feels about Jessica.”

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