John Cleese Dumps Barbie

Just days after reporting about John Cleeses squeeze and how she lied about her age, come reports that he has given her the big elbow out of his life.

It seems John was not too happy about Barb giving out too much information about his package and calling him a fossil.

As soon as Cleese heard the interview, he called off their 3 month relationship.

Obviously cashing in on any publicity she can get, Orr reveals:

“John called me. He was absolutely furious and he just broke up with me. He doesn’t even want to talk about it.

“He said in 43 years of being famous no one had ever done anything like this to him.”

Barbie is also dismayed that he will no longer return her phonecalls and goes on to say:

“He’s upset, I’m upset. It’s awful.

I am a good, caring person, who does work for charity and looks after animals. I do not deserve this!”

Well that does it then, you must be an absolute saint. I mean, if you look after animals, well, what more if their to say about the quality of the person.

John Cleese’s Squeeze Lies About Her Age

Following on for the delusional Heather Mills, comes the startling revelation that John Cleese’s new squeeze is not quite as young as she claims.

Barbie Orr claims to be 27, but as you can see from the image above, the last time she saw 27, was many, many years ago. She wouldn’t even pass for a very hammered 27 on a dark night, let alone in the light of day.

She has reportedly knocked an impressive 18 years off her age.

If you are going to lie about your age, you should at least give it some basis in possible reality, but in Orr’s case, I don’t think there is any chance of that.

Living up to her name, she claims her first sexual encounter with Cleese was brought about by a desire to trap grab him before he went away.

“He was going to New York the next day for two months and I thought if he has a piece of this it will seal the deal and I’m sorry, but it did.”

Gee, Cleese would have to be happy reading that.