Lindsay is a (Straight) Robot

Not in the physical sense of the word, of course – she’s not one of those Stepford Wife-types – but according to Joe Francis, LiLo is so much under partner Samantha Ronson’s thumb that she might as well be.

“Lindsay’s straight,” Francis said. “I think Sam has taken ownership of Lindsay.”

That sounds about right, too; and I’m sure Lindsay’s father would agree with that statement as well. He was the first of the Ronson haters to call her out for what she really is – a parasite.

And if Francis is to be believed, Ronson is a violent, jealous parasite at that.

Francis said that the lesbo DJ was so jealous of his friendship with Lohan that she “almost punched” him.

“I think if Sam were to let Lindsay go even that much; Lindsay would revert back to being straight,” Francis added.

Once again, I tend to agree with him.

Ronson’s camp, however, had this to say about Francis’ comments: “We don’t comment on stuff like that.” Of course they don’t.

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