Jesse Metcalfe Unconscious After 40ft Fall

Jesse Metcalfe is recovering in a London hospital after a 40ft fall from a balcony left him unconscious.

The former Desperate Housewives star was in Monaco to host the World Music Awards, but his stay was cut short when he slipped off a balcony.

“He accidentally slipped off a balcony and was knocked unconscious,” Metcalfe’s rep said. “But he is fine and now recovering from some minor bruises in a London hospital.”

Metcalfe was at the awards after party when he fell 40 feet from a balcony, his rep added.

According to reports, Metcalfe is waiting on the results of his MRI scans before he can return to the U.S.

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Jesse Metcalfe Wants Perez Hilton Dead

Add another one to the list of celebrities who want Perez HIlton dead.

Sure, you won’t hear many of them actually say it in public, that is way too dangerous. Some of the dangers include:

• If you say it enough, some crazed fan may make your wish come true
• The police seem to take a dim view if you continually wish someone dead
• Perez may write nasty things about you

Seems Jesse Metcalfe is pissed with Perez always joking about him being a gay ass fudgeriga.

PR inside reports that Hilton was unnerved that Metcalfe became upset about him joking about his sexual preference and wishing him dead.

“That was quite negative energy,” the article quotes Hilton as stating. “He was drunk and said he wanted me dead. I was quite shocked. I’d only joked that he might be gay, what’s the big deal?”

Uhm, I’d say that if Perez looked out his gay ass window he may realise that not everyone on the planet is trying to roger someone of the same gender. The mud may stick, which kind of ruins your chances with the opposite sex.

And Perez doesn’t think the stuff he writes is negative energy; I read his sister writes most of it now anyway.

So let’s have a vote here, do you think Jesse Metcalfe was harsh in wishing Perez dead?

Do you think wishing something like a really bad case of herpes would have been nicer?

Or do you have some other suggestions of your own to add?

Alternatively, you may think that Jesse Metcalfe really is a gay ass mofo who needs to get a life.

Leave your comments and suggestions.

Jesse Metcalfe Paid For Bigger Boobs

Jesse Metcalfe (apparently) likes big boobs so much that he bought a set for ex girlfriend Colleen Shannon when they were dating.

Jesse thought that Colleen was the perfect woman in every way, bar one. She was not stacked enough for him. Showing total respect for her, he forked out to buy her a new set of boobs, just like the SNAG that he is.

Here comes the spin:

“Jesse is amazing in bed. I give him 10 out of 10! Jesse is all man, and when it comes to sex he’s one of the best.

“We had the most amazing sexually charged relationship. We used to play lots of naked games. He really fancied my boobs and my bum. He spent a lot of time exploring my body!”

I had heard Jesse was a bit of a bum man myself…..