Hef’s High Maintenance, Says Madison

Playboy founder Hugh Hefner’s ex-girlfriend Holly Madison has come clean about her relationship with the aging mogul, admitting that he was a “high maintenance” lover who wasn’t able to “get busy” in the bedroom too often.

Madison told Extra: “It might be refreshing to date someone who is not high maintenance.

“Sorry, Hef… I love you, but you know you’re high maintenance.”

The former # 1 girlfriend, who is rumoured to be dating Las Vegas illusionist Criss Angel, added that she and Hef hadn’t had sex for a “long time” prior to their public breakup.

“I haven’t had sex in a really long time,” Madison said during a recent interview with In Touch magazine. “And that’s the honest truth.”

Not to worry… I think a near-nonexistent love life with an 82-year-old is probably a good thing…

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Holly Madison Dating Criss Angel

Holly Madison has ditched one freak for another!

The Playmate and former # 1 girlfriend of Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner has left the velvet-robed geriatric for the infamous magician, Criss Angel.

Angel – who’s previous celebrity conquests include Britney Spears and Cameron Diaz – has been spotted out and about with Madison over the last several weeks in Las Vegas, and confirmed their relationship on the opening night of his new Cirque Du Soleil show, “Believe.”

“This is one of the most special evenings for me in my life and I can not think of a more beautiful person, a more special person, inside and out, than Holly to spend it with,” Angel told the crowd.

When Angel was asked how he’d managed to snag himself a Playmate, the illusionist replied: “I got lucky. I didn’t have a date and so she said, ‘I’ll come’. She makes me look good.”

After his opening show, Angel and Madison were seen heading to a private after-party hand-in-hand. They were later spotted by onlookers “kissing and snuggling.”

Ewww… that’s a ‘mind freak’ if ever I saw one!

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Hef’s Bunnies Hop Away

It looks like The Girls Next Door is now officially kaput, with Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner confirming that his relationships with girlfriends Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson are over for good.

“If [Holly] says it’s over, it’s over,” Hefner said, after news of Holly Madison’s confirmation met his ears earlier today.

“But like I’ve said before,” the Playboy founder continued, “she is the love of my life, and I expected to spend the rest of my life with her.”

Likewise, his relationship with fellow girlfriend Kendra Wilkinson will be completely disintegrated by the end of the year, with Wilkinson now openly dating pro-footballer, Hank Baskett.

“The relationship with Kendra will be ending when she moves out, probably by the end of this year,” Hef said.

Don’t feel too sorry for Hef, though. The aging lothario has already been on the look-out for replacements, and has three young – and very willing – girls to fit the holes that Holly and Kendra have left.

“I’m dancing as fast as I can,” Hef joked.

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What Hugh Really Got For His Birthday

Back in April, for Hugh Hefner’s 82nd birthday, Mamela Anderson presented him with a special kind of birthday cake.

What was the surprise?

She presented it to him in the nude.

Kendra Wilkinson thought it was cool.

“I think it was the perfect surprise for him,” “Come on, Pam Anderson, walking out with a cake naked … what can get better than that?”

Hugh’s number 1 girlfriend, Holly Madison played all coy:

“I felt like I shouldn’t look because I know her, and she walked out naked! So I was, like, looking around, trying not to look there!”

Come off it Holly, we all know your duties as number 1 girlfriend; being coy is not one of them.

Not wanting to be upstage by the aging walking silicon advert, the girls set out to present Hugh with their own kind of cake.

Kendra reveals how they did it.

“We molded our body parts and gave it to him, and he ate them all. I molded my ass, so I could call it ‘chocolate starfish. It was white chocolate, and I put a dark chocolate little thing right in the middle. You’ll see it on the show coming up.”

Yeah, I bet that tasted nice!

Holly Madison’s Tears as Hef Refuses to Wed

Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner’s # 1 girlfriend, Holly Madison, has resigned herself to the fact that she may never wed her 82-year-old beau, and was visibly upset at last week’s ‘Playmate of the Year’ luncheon when Hef revealed his plans to stay unattached for the remainder of his life.

Since hooking up with Hef in 2001, Madison has been pushing for a white wedding, but has only recently come to realise that the Playboy founder has no intentions of ever walking down the aisle with her. A dejected Madison likened her relationship with Hef to “a car stalling,” when asked to comment by the press.

“We are no closer to getting married than we were years ago,” Holly said at last week’s luncheon. “It’s like a car stalled at the side of the road.”

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Hugh And The Girls Go To The GG’s

Kendra Wilkinson, Bridget Marquardt, Hugh Hefner and main squeeze Holly Madison enjoyed the134th running of the Kentucky Derby in Louisville on the weekend.

Good to see Hugh out of his PJ’s for a change; we can’t say the same about the girls, as everyone is used to seeing them without their PJ’s…