Perez Hilton Suing Other Bloggers For Defamation

The self claimed ‘Queen of all Media’ Perez HIlton, A.K.A Mario Lavandeira is suing fellow celebrity gossip bloggers.

Perez, who has made a name for himself drawing sperm and cocaine coming out of celebrities’ mouths and nostrils, has filed a lawsuit in Los Angeles Superior Court against failed blogger Jonathan Jaxson (real name: Jonathan Lewandowski) and 25 other unnamed bloggers for defaming him. Read more

Nicole Bitchie Pissed With The Parasite

For once, I think Nicole Bitchie is right.

Nicole is pissed that Parasite Hilton is trying to “copy” her life.

Hilton reportedly wants to follow in her friend’s footsteps by having a baby after hooking up with the brother of Richie’s fiancé Joel Madden. She would want a magazine cover like the one above.

It is bad enough that Parasite gets to go on tour with the and, while Nicole stays at home playing mum.

“Nicole was already upset when Paris started dating Benji – it all happened too fast for her liking. Then Nicole couldn’t go on tour with them because she had to stay home and look after her young daughter Harlow.

“She is furious Paris is out there gallivanting with her boyfriend and his brother. If Paris gets pregnant, Nicole is going to go ballistic. She thinks Paris copies everything she does.”

You would think she would be totally familiar with the way Paris operates by now. Paris craves attention so much that she will do anything for it. Her time has come and gone (thank God), but she is still trying everything to cling to any last semblance of celebrity, so great is her craving. The remaking of her image with the Bible and charity stuff didn’t last long at all, because it didn’t have the effect she wanted, so what better way to grab attention then to spit out a sprog.