The Great Pratt himself, Spencer Pratt, has denied that he drugged his newly-wedded wife Heidi Montag and tricked her into marrying him, as Montag’s mother is claiming.

Yesterday, Darlene Egelhoff (Montag’s mother) told Us Weekly that she “wouldn’t be surprised” if the Great Pratt had been forced to resort to medication in a bid to get Heidi to agree to tie the knot with him.

Spencer, however, said that it’s simply not true, and laughed at its ridiculousness.

“I am sure [Darlene] is just hurt and reacting crazy because she wasn’t there,” Spencer said.

As well as accusing him of drugging her daughter, Darlene also condemned the marriage, claiming that it wouldn’t even pass the six-month mark.

Spencer had a response ready for this, too: “I can’t wait to prove her wrong and be married for the rest of our lives.”

In reality television world, I’m sure by “the rest of our lives” the Great Pratt really means “until our contract with MTV runs out”.

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Looks like Heidi Montag lucked out on that healthy “just married” glow.

Here she is at the 4th Annual “Road to a Cure” Gala in Los Angeles with pasty Simpson-coloured hair and wearing an imitation leopard skin dress.

Can you say tack-o-rama? Ker-ching!

Perhaps her horrid appearance has something to do with her mother cursing her newly-formed marital bond with the Great Pratt…

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Darlene Egelhoff, the mother of reality television star Heidi Montag, has broken her silence on her daughter’s surprise nuptials in Mexico last month, calling the marriage “doomed”.

Egelhoff told Us Weekly that she was “devastated” her daughter married that “manipulative” snake, Spencer Pratt. In fact, Egelhoff despises the Big Pratt so much that she even went so far as to accuse him of “drugging” Montag before their wedding.

“He’s manipulative and seems to have power over Heidi,” Egelhoff, 46, said. “I would like to see a blood test from Mexico. It wouldn’t surprise me if he had her drugged.”

As well as accusing him of drugging her daughter, Egelhoff also blames Pratt for “stealing away” Heidi, and believes that if the Big Pratt wasn’t in the picture, Heidi would have never abandoned her family the way she has.

“Spencer has tried to cut everyone out of her life,” Egelhoff continued. “I’ve been honest with Heidi, and it’s caused our relationship to decline. I’m more devastated about that than the marriage, because I’m confident the marriage won’t work out.”

And how long does she give their marriage?

“Six months,” she said.

“I think it’s the biggest mistake Heidi’s ever made,” Egelhoff added.

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Heidi Montag and her “Pratt” of a beau, Spencer, have eloped!

The star of MTV’s The Hills and her longtime partner were wed in a “secret” ceremony in Cabos San Lucas, Mexico, on Thursday (Nov. 20), with Montag breaking down in tears after the pair exchanged their vows.

“The minute we said our vows, I couldn’t stop crying,” Montag told Us Weekly, who of course got exclusive rights to publish the newlywed’s photographs in their latest edition.

But Heidi’s tears of joy were short-lived, as she recalls a phone conversation she had with her mother right before the ceremony.

“I called her right before the ceremony, sort of hinted that something had happened, but her reaction was to ask me if we were breaking up! I told her it might be something else, and she said, ‘Well, if you ever plan on getting married just know that your stepdad is really upset that you want your father to walk you down the aisle,’” Montag explained.

“She was starting so much drama, it kind of pushed me toward wanting to get married without that,” she added. “I don’t know when I’ll tell her.”

Well, I guess since she sold the rights to a magazine, the cat’s kinda out of the bag, so to speak. What a Pratt Heidi is (literally!)

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The Heidi Montag craziness continues!

Just when you thought it was safe to go out, Montag and her Prat of a boyfriend ambush a local grocery store and feel up melons whilst careening down the aisles in a shopping cart.

Of course, they had to get a few poses for the glossy mags while they were there. I swear, these two media wh*res love the limelight more than all the Hollywood divas put together – and that’s saying something!!

More of Montag and the big fat Pratt after the jump.

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I didn’t think I could possibly find anything more frightening than Britney Spears’ real-life singing voice… and then I switched on my computer this morning to find stills of Heidi Montag’s new music video, Overdosin’ .

The chick scares the crap out of me!

And if those outfits weren’t enough to enduce a coma, her crazy dance moves sure will!!

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As if the soldiers in Iraq are not having a hard enough time already, now they are going to have to put up with Heidi Montag and Spencer (The Complete) Pratt.

Montag’s late stepbrother, Eric O’Hara, who fought in both Iraq and Afghanistan, is said to be the inspiration for her decision to perform for the US troops.

Perform? What exactly does a Reality TV star do to perform? Right, she breathes, walks and talks, but what talent does she have besides that?

That’s right, she thinks she can sing!

Pratt, also says the couple has a new video game in the works.

“It’s top secret,” he says. “Get ready. All your wildest dreams are going to be in it.”

All your wildest dreams?

They mustn’t figure in the game at all then, because I am pretty sure that most people’s dreams would not involve this pair.

Heidi Montag and Spencer (The Complete) Pratt have managed to rake in $3 million in the last two years.

They have earned this from their wages by being on that wonderful TV show, appearances, and stunts like their recent visit to Disneyland.

“We are trying to entertain in every aspect of our lives,” says Heidi.

“I plan to win an Oscar,” she says. “I’m very ambitious.”

Trying to milk this by the usual route, Heidi has embarked on a career in music and acting, hence the reference to winning an Oscar.

Although the couple haven’t made any money off her singing yet, Spencer (The Complete) Pratt, 24, who smelling a good earner when he sees one, also acts as Heidi’s manager, is very optimistic about their financial future.

“My hustle is just too crazy,” he says. “I’m trying to take over the world!”

Wanker.

Ditch him Heidi while you can. You will go much further without him.

Well, who’d have thunk it??

Star reports on the story behind Heid Montag and Spencer (The Complete) Pratt’s magazine deal.

“Which weekly glossy just signed a megamillion-dollar contract with a certain annoying celebrity couple?” The New York Daily News asked in its April 20 gossip column. “The deal is, the magazine will get exclusive interviews with the couple, but in turn, they need to break up (again), get back together (again) and actually get married.”

“Indeed, reports surfaced last September that Spencer and Heidi — who got engaged in May 2007 — were about to announce they’d ended their relationship and would then sell their separate stories to the media, before getting paid for exclusive photos of a staged “reunion” getaway to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. And although a rep for The Hills — which has a reputation for being completely scripted — denied it at the time, incredibly, it played out exactly that way for the couple!”

Their friends had this to say:

“As friends, we laugh to ourselves whenever we see ’serious’ coverage of the ups and downs of Heidi and Spencer’s relationship,” says their pal. “It’s astounding anyone could still believe any of it is spontaneous.”“

Some reality. Who would ever have thought that a control freak like Spencer would arrange for something like this…

Spencer (The Complete) Pratt is really pushing for publicity, reigniting his feud with Lauren Conrad by stating on an upcoming episode of The Tyra Banks Show, that he is 100% sure there was a rumored sex tape starring Conrad.

“I know for 100% fact it did exist – 1000%!” he declares.

When asked if he had actually seen the tape, he said:

“I would never watch that!” Pratt says. “I would rather throw up… but I know for a fact, and I would take a lie detector test.”

One time friend Heidi Montag chimed in saying it was not a rumor and that she had heard from “confirmed” sources that it was true.

Once again, Banks asked if she had not seen the tape, how could she be sure of its existence. Montag replied:

“Well, I mean, I am not sure she has it anymore… but from what I’ve heard…”

“I am not really allowed to elaborate.”

This follows nearly 12 months since Conrad denied the existence of a sex tape. [Source]

Is this guy a pimp or what??