Heather ‘Stumpy’ Mills really needs to get over herself.

For some reason, she seems to think that she is a sex magnet for Manhattan men, claiming they are always chasing her, saying:

“I’ve got so many stunning girlfriends who can’t get a boyfriend, but when I go out here, I get asked out all the time, and my girlfriends – who are better looking than me – say, ‘How the hell does that happen?!’ Maybe it’s because I’m comfortable with myself.”

Yeah, or it could be that you are completely delusional.

Heather Mills has gone under the knife for a third time in order to fix her “wonky” cleavage.

The former Mrs. McCartney opted for a third trip to the plastic surgeons after she received “a series of comments” about her “wonky” boobs.

A source explained: “Heather was a model before she met Paul and she wants to make sure she still looks good.

“She has spoken about having surgery before, it’s something she’s pretty comfortable with.”

The first time Mills went under the knife, in her early 20s, was for a breast reduction, and in 2003 (after the birth of her daughter Beatrice), she had a breast lift, resulting in an uneven cleavage.

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Heather Mills is burning through the cash she received from her huge divorce settlement faster than she can say ‘I drop my pants for money.’

This might explain why she is hooking up with millionaire theatre producer, Marc Sinden.

What is doesn’t explain though, is why in the hell he would want to come anywhere near her tainted chalice.

The pair have reportedly been secretly dating for a while, with Mills, keen to keep the lid on the relationship, probably so someone doesn’t tip him off.

Sinden’s wealth is estimated at a measly £1.8 million, which doesn’t seem like anywhere near enough for her tastes or extravagance.

I can’t see this lasting too long.

Look out America, Heather Mills is going to buy a $5 million New York apartment and move her whining ass over there.

If you remember, I previously reported that Mills says she could not afford to live in the US, but it now seems she has had a change of heart.

Mills has allegedly signed a contract to buy the two bedroom West Village apartment, previously owned by Nicole Kidman and Calvin Klein.

There goes the neighborhood.

The New Zealand Herald has an interesting report on Heather Mills’ latest winning ways.

Not known for winning friends with her personality, Heather has managed to get a whole new group of people offside.

Giving a talk at a charity function in New York about the abuse of puppy farms (whatever that is), in support of a new book about animals (Spot?), Heather chose instead to verbally attack the audience, who she accused of talking over her.

Ranting into the microphone, she yelled:

“Listen up at the back. I haven’t been up for 24 hours and flew here from London to be ignored.”

She also complained about they way she was received:

“People go to these events, have a drink and leave.”

She should be used to that, given her past life. The only difference now is that they don’t leave money on the dresser on their way out.

Skankalicious Heather Mills, who has always denied ever having been a hooker appears to have a very selective memory.

A former clam licking pal has spilled the beans on heather’s seedy past, claiming that she worked with her Skankyness as a $20,000 per night hooker. Not only that, she used to perform sizzling lesbian fantasies for her clients.

These are some of the revelations are screening in the UK on a show called “Heather Mills: What Really Happened”.

I already thought she was the highest paid hooker in the World; I mean, who gets $50 million for four years marriage.

America can relax, it seems like $50 million is nowhere near enough money to get by on in the US, well according to Heather MIlls that is. I bloody hope she doesn’t consider moving to Australia now.

During her recent stay in the US, Mills was reported to be viewing properties in the prestigious Greenwich Village area of the city.

Mills’ representative Michelle Elyzabeth has denied the rumors, saying that there is no way Mills can afford a New York home.

She says, “She doesn’t have that much money. It’s a lot of money to a regular person, but once you want to start supporting good causes, that money goes really quick.”

Heather Mills is very far from being a regular person and if she can’t get by on $50 million, then she is even more delusional then has been reported.

Sure, she says she does a lot of charity work, but most of that was based around using her ex husband and his name.

Hey, I got an idea, why don’t you resort to turning tricks for a buck? Oh wait……

Here is Heather Mills in disguise when she flew in Newark Airport last week. This is the cunning disguise she wears when she is stalking Paul McCartney.

I don’t know why she bothers with a disguise; I mean, really, who recognizes her with her clothes on anyway…..