Robbie Williams To Replace Dannii Minogue On X Factor

Shit, you know your career has hit the skids when you have to resort to appearing on television shows with other ‘B’ and ‘C’ list stars.

While Dannii Minogue has always boobed around the perifery of stardom, never quite reaching the heights of her more famous sister, Kylie, her appearance on the UK’s X Factor raised her profile enough to be a one time fling for that pommy Formula 1 champion!

Normally this kind of show is for reserecting has-beens to give them one last glimpes of stardom and fame before turning up their toes; very few (if any) current stars would be seen dead on a show such as this, so it is with great sadness to Mrs Staralicious that I report that Danni Minogue’s spot of the X Factor is said to be taken for 2009 by none other than Robbie Williams.

One of Simon Coward’s cronies has this to say:

“Robbie is perfect for the job and Simon is confident that he is going to get him to sign.

“Dannii has had a good couple of years on the show, but Simon wants to revamp the panel.

“Robbie’s cheeky attitude and success in the business make him the perfect candidate.”

I don’t doubt that Robbie has the personality for the show, but what a come down, although I guess it is better than his other choice of being a full-time Ufologist….