Hefner’s Criminal New Girlfriends

Quick to heal his broken heart, Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner has already replaced departing girlfriends Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson with two new, young, blonde bunnies – 19-year-old twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon. And they’re crims!!

Yep, Hef’s latest gal pals have a shady, criminal past, uncovered by the paps at TMZ.

According to police reports, Karissa and Kristina were arrested for “felony aggravated battery” back in January this year, after bashing up one of their former co-workers, Erica Civello.

The Shannon girls are said to have taken Erica out to a house party after work one day in January, and when Kristina and Erica “started arguing,” Karissa “came up behind her and hit [Civello] over the head with a bottle of beer,” before they both “jumped her.”

Erica suffered a concussion from the incident, and the twins both received probation and were ordered to pay restitution to the victim.

And now they’re living in the Playboy mansion. Niiice. ‘Ol Hef sure knows how to pick ‘em!

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Hef’s Bunnies Hop Away

It looks like The Girls Next Door is now officially kaput, with Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner confirming that his relationships with girlfriends Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson are over for good.

“If [Holly] says it’s over, it’s over,” Hefner said, after news of Holly Madison’s confirmation met his ears earlier today.

“But like I’ve said before,” the Playboy founder continued, “she is the love of my life, and I expected to spend the rest of my life with her.”

Likewise, his relationship with fellow girlfriend Kendra Wilkinson will be completely disintegrated by the end of the year, with Wilkinson now openly dating pro-footballer, Hank Baskett.

“The relationship with Kendra will be ending when she moves out, probably by the end of this year,” Hef said.

Don’t feel too sorry for Hef, though. The aging lothario has already been on the look-out for replacements, and has three young – and very willing – girls to fit the holes that Holly and Kendra have left.

“I’m dancing as fast as I can,” Hef joked.

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